Um, it seems like between the insulting stories and the death threats and the people who are creepy and the people who want to punch the people who are creepy, we're not really getting along very well at the moment. I was looking through old posts and I found this one back in May that had a good idea.

"Comment here. Then other people will tell you what they like/love about you. That way, everyone feels good about themselves, and we get along a little more, right?"

Mou, I remember seeing those two talented anonymous writers on this stupid community, and I've been inspired! So I wrote something about a dear friend of mine. It's very small like Kaito's dick but I hope everyone likes it! ♥

( WARNING for explicit language and intentional badfic. )

[What you see is the inside of the Hall of Warriors in the Dreaming. Then you see Rose, fighting several other warriors from different cultures and eras, at once. She using the Dragon Buster and she's not holding back. It doesn't take long for her to take them down. She then turns to another group of warriors who are standing at the side lines, watching.]

Next. [And she sounds very annoyed. All the warriors on the sidelines takes a step back. You could almost say they're scared of her, judging by the looks on their faces. Rose starts moving towards them, and then the video cuts off.]

((OOC note: Rose is pissed thanks to Eris's last post and Zapp's list. She's taking it out on the poor suckers in the Hall.))

Summer passing to autumn marks that the time where rejuvenation and harvest can begin. It also shows that I have been quite busy, haven't I? I suppose that is the downside of being efficient- though, oddly enough, I seem to not have missed anything. You all seem to have settled into the same motions and I see that some unfortunate  space captain has been marked as your spark for you all to mobilize. 

Now, tell me, how are all of you?

I thoroughly enjoyed myself at the Emperor's pageant and it was quite educational from a cultural anthropologists's point of view. The hybrid of Roman government and the linguistics and vernacular found in England's Industrial era was quite fascinating.

I wish to study other worlds from an anthropologists point of view. From my observations, the statistical majority of you have not attended an institute of higher learning nor have focused on hard sciences or the social sciences. To elaborate, anthropologists do not disturb their subjects due to the focus being on observation.

Due to the overall approach to higher vocabulary is quite unfavorable (I suggest reading higher literature or utilizing the internet and performing a boolean or a metatag search for a dictionary), I will be succinct: I wish to visit other worlds and observe individuals in them.

I need to get to Second South Town - and I mean now. Can someone give me a worldhop? It's better if you don't stick around afterward, though. Trust me.

This is what I get for complaining about being bored, I guess.

Do any of your worlds have suicide bombers? How do your police forces deal with them?

OOC: Ghost in the Shell canon bump to Ep. 9. Comments shouldn't be too spoilerly, but this is where the plot actually starts to happen, so future posts will be.

Hello! Um, I have a very important question...

My sort-of boyfriend has a birthday coming up (the 23rd!!), and I have no idea what to get him. He's pretty... ">:|" about everything, if you know what I mean. Even if he doesn't say anything, I'd like to know he really appreciates it.

Cute teddy bears and things are so out of the question :(  But I know he likes black leather - he isn't really a fashion-sort-of-guy and doesn't really seem to like any thing. Except quiet company and small sentiments (at least... that's how he comes off.) I really want it to be special. He does deserve the best after all he's been through...

I think this is a big one too - he'll be eighteen!
Um... I guess I'm not asking for gift ideas specifically that wouldn't be so special-! But... I guess just think of this as "clueless girlfriend" ♥!

It seems pretty clear to me that my botched entry last night ended up doing more to introduce Sherlock to this community than it did me, which means I think I should properly introduce myself. My name is John Watson; I'm a doctor in the British Army, and I just returned to London from Afghanistan.

As for Sherlock, because it bears mentioning: he can be a bit abrasive, but you should probably know that he's like that with everyone. Don't take it personally.

Now, then. Since this place has conveniently been placed in my bookmarks, I should ask now how the general populace of the community feels about newbies popping in to entries. It seems like there might be a bit more interpersonal drama going on than anything, which is why I ask. Generally, should I be sticking to the sidelines and watch from afar, or just jump in on anything that looks interesting enough?

[Chibiusa is missing a certain someone...so this came to mind for her.]

What kind of dreams does everyone here have? I don't mean the kind of dreams that happen when you sleep. I mean like the things you hope for and work towards. My dream is to be a beautiful and strong lady like my mama. I know I still have a long way to go, but that's what I want more than anything else.

What are your dreams? I'm just...curious I guess. I'd really like to know.

The video is shaky and of low quality, probably being shot with a cell phone. It shows a subway platform, deserted save for one girl in several layers of worn clothing standing in a corner faced by two lines of riot police and, behind the riot police, Togusa. Thanks to the gas masks and helmets the riot police wear, the girl and Togusa appear to be the only ones with faces. The girl, shivering with her hands in front of her chest, slowly raises her hands to the sides of her face.

Togusa, slightly out of breath and holding a gun in his right hand, says "That's right, we're not going to hurt you." He shakes head, and raises his left hand towards her. "Nice and slow. Stay calm."

( cut for violence in a crapsack world )