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Drama Drama Duck - June 22nd, 2011
22 June 2011 @ 01:50 am
[Handwritten Text]
22 June 2011 @ 10:46 am
1.2: [ video ]
[ Harry's sitting there in his dark little cupboard with the camera propped up in front of him and a look of mixed confusion and excitement. He opened his mouth and closed it several times debating what to say before finally just blurting out: ]
I let a boa constrictor loose at the zoo.
[ A pause where he fidgets ]
I hope it makes it to Brazil.
I let a boa constrictor loose at the zoo.
[ A pause where he fidgets ]
I hope it makes it to Brazil.
22 June 2011 @ 05:14 pm
[intro; video]
[There is a wery very disgruntled-looking curly-haired little Russian on the video feed.]
It has come to my attention that Andorian creeper wine actually creeps. This is information I could have wery well done without. [A pause, before he continues.] I will admit that perhaps I should not have approached the plant, but I did not call it a potted death trap, as Mister Sulu seems to believe.
[Another pause, and he makes a face.]
I also did not call it a freak of nature, nor did I in any way suggest that it ought to be killed with a wengeance.
Furthermore, I did not in any way suggest that the entire botany lab ought to be burned to the ground.
[Yet another pause, and as earnestly as possible, he adds-]
Accusations to the contrary are completely and utterly baseless and without merit, and Mister Sulu is simply owerreacting because I disagreed with one of his plants. Should you speak to Mister Sulu in the near future, please inform him that I am still not speaking to him until he apologizes. If he insists that it is me who owes him an apology, do not listen to him.
That is all. Computer, end recording.
[A pause, and the computer does not in fact end the recording.]
Computer. End recording.
[Nope, still going. He makes a frustrated little noise and spends the next few minutes trying to figure out how to turn the thing off. Someone might want to help him out here.]
It has come to my attention that Andorian creeper wine actually creeps. This is information I could have wery well done without. [A pause, before he continues.] I will admit that perhaps I should not have approached the plant, but I did not call it a potted death trap, as Mister Sulu seems to believe.
[Another pause, and he makes a face.]
I also did not call it a freak of nature, nor did I in any way suggest that it ought to be killed with a wengeance.
Furthermore, I did not in any way suggest that the entire botany lab ought to be burned to the ground.
[Yet another pause, and as earnestly as possible, he adds-]
Accusations to the contrary are completely and utterly baseless and without merit, and Mister Sulu is simply owerreacting because I disagreed with one of his plants. Should you speak to Mister Sulu in the near future, please inform him that I am still not speaking to him until he apologizes. If he insists that it is me who owes him an apology, do not listen to him.
That is all. Computer, end recording.
[A pause, and the computer does not in fact end the recording.]
Computer. End recording.
[Nope, still going. He makes a frustrated little noise and spends the next few minutes trying to figure out how to turn the thing off. Someone might want to help him out here.]
22 June 2011 @ 10:01 pm
Intro
[The video feed turns on to reveal a bright blue pony with a rainbow colored mane and tail, purple eyes, and and a tough, cool attitude, against a backdrop of what appears to be a wall made of clouds.] So, after hearing about it from Rarity and a bunch of other guys, I thought I'd give this 'community' thing a try.
...wait, this thing is on, right? [She pushes a couple of buttons and the camera goes out of focus and turns off for a minute before coming back on.] Okay, there.
Anyway, my name's Rainbow Dash, the one and only! You've probably seen me doing my awesome aerial stunts in the sky above Ponyville. [To punctuate her point, she flies up and does a somersault in the air before landing in front of the camera again.] I've got all kinds of cool stunts I'm working on to show the Wonderbolts. [She tries to be casual, but her face shows a little bit of fangirl glee as she mentions her heroes.]
So anyway, what's everypony else do on these things?
...wait, this thing is on, right? [She pushes a couple of buttons and the camera goes out of focus and turns off for a minute before coming back on.] Okay, there.
Anyway, my name's Rainbow Dash, the one and only! You've probably seen me doing my awesome aerial stunts in the sky above Ponyville. [To punctuate her point, she flies up and does a somersault in the air before landing in front of the camera again.] I've got all kinds of cool stunts I'm working on to show the Wonderbolts. [She tries to be casual, but her face shows a little bit of fangirl glee as she mentions her heroes.]
So anyway, what's everypony else do on these things?
22 June 2011 @ 11:36 pm
[text --> video]
OKAY YOU MISERABLE PILE OF SHITSACKS.
I HAVE A FEW THINGS TO CLEAR UP BECAUSE APPARENTLY YOU ARE ALL INCREDIBLY FUCKING GULLIBLE AND WILL BELIEVE ANY WORDS THAT TUMBLE OUT OF ANY GRIMY MORON'S MOUTH.
SO LISTEN UP, AND LISTEN UP GOOD.
FIRST OFF, IN NO WAY, SHAPE, OR FORM DO I ENJOY BEING SMACKED BY TEREZI'S CANE.
IT HURTS LIKE A BITCH AND SHE'S FUCKING CRAZY, OKAY.
REALLY FUCKING CRAZY.
SECOND, I DON'T LIKE WEARING RED DRESSAANLDSK;JGFOAO;SIEJRGN78
AJFHO;ADSF
JOPIAEJNRJKLAHNDS
IOWJOJ;AD
ASDHIOFU
TEREZI GET THE FUAAJDIOSPFHOPNNMCBPEOWI90ADSJK
IOUIH328NJN-ASUIDRYPIKADSF
AOISDJ'AKLKAHOF7O3UNA
ADJOPFI
H3H3H3H3H3H3H3H3
ASJKDFIOPJAODS;F;
TEREZI GODDAMNAJDSIFOPJAHSDFHAI
[The text cuts out to give way to video, with Terezi and Karkat acting as the stars. Terezi is currently leaning over right into Karkat's face, licking his cheek while he pulls at her hair and curses to high heaven. They are continually batting at each other with their free hands, knocking against the keyboard and the computer (which is probably how they turned on the video on accident). It's a surprise they haven't knocked it over yet.
Ah.
That is the sweet noise of young love.]
I HAVE A FEW THINGS TO CLEAR UP BECAUSE APPARENTLY YOU ARE ALL INCREDIBLY FUCKING GULLIBLE AND WILL BELIEVE ANY WORDS THAT TUMBLE OUT OF ANY GRIMY MORON'S MOUTH.
SO LISTEN UP, AND LISTEN UP GOOD.
FIRST OFF, IN NO WAY, SHAPE, OR FORM DO I ENJOY BEING SMACKED BY TEREZI'S CANE.
IT HURTS LIKE A BITCH AND SHE'S FUCKING CRAZY, OKAY.
REALLY FUCKING CRAZY.
SECOND, I DON'T LIKE WEARING RED DRESSAANLDSK;JGFOAO;SIEJRGN78
AJFHO;ADSF
JOPIAEJNRJKLAHNDS
IOWJOJ;AD
ASDHIOFU
TEREZI GET THE FUAAJDIOSPFHOPNNMCBPEOWI90ADSJK
IOUIH328NJN-ASUIDRYPIKADSF
AOISDJ'AKLKAHOF7O3UNA
ADJOPFI
H3H3H3H3H3H3H3H3
ASJKDFIOPJAODS;F;
TEREZI GODDAMNAJDSIFOPJAHSDFHAI
[The text cuts out to give way to video, with Terezi and Karkat acting as the stars. Terezi is currently leaning over right into Karkat's face, licking his cheek while he pulls at her hair and curses to high heaven. They are continually batting at each other with their free hands, knocking against the keyboard and the computer (which is probably how they turned on the video on accident). It's a surprise they haven't knocked it over yet.
Ah.
That is the sweet noise of young love.]