[The video comes on to a rather annoyed looking Ferb. He is wearing a headset and seems to be adjusting something on it before he leans forward and taps the mic. He sighs and shakes his head.

Thanks community. He was about to gain the final EXP to get to that last level; now his Knight is frozen and probably dead several times over.]

This place has rather bad timing.

[With that said he forgoes PC games and vanishes off screen. After a few moments there are sounds of a game being played on the television as the feed times out.]

[An idyllic if slightly prehistoric view can be seen. Suddenly a strange-looking chair appears in the middle of the view - on or around it some members of the community may recognise Phineas, Ferb and their sister Candace. Phineas looks pleased while Candace looks surprised.]

Phineas: Well, it's working now.

Candace: What?! What's working?

[What is commonly known as a Pterodactyl flies over their heads, followed by small herd of dinosaur-like strange creatures and the volcano behind them suddenly explodes. Next to Candace another strange creature appears, sticking its tongue out at her and she quickly gets into the chair, saying rapidly over and over.]

Candace: Take me home! Take me home!

Phineas: Sure thing, Candace. No problem.

[As he speaks a shadow falls on the chair and it's abruptly flattened, luckily missing the three humans. The camera pulls back to reveal a huge Tyrannosaurus rex which roars menacingly.]

Ferb: This.. could be a problem.

Phineas: Whatever you do, keep your voices low and no sudden movements.

[At once Candace screams and waves her arms around. She runs and the T-Rex starts chasing her. Phineas turns to Ferb.]

Phineas: Wow it worked. Let's go save Candace!

[The video goes black.]


[Replies will come sometime later from either Ferb or Candace.]

[The feed turns on to relative silence. There may be the background noise of wilderness (you know, crickets, winds the occasional bigfoot) but it faint enough to go unnoticed by most.

Ferb has been trying all afternoon, between pirate adventure, to fix the video of his computer but it seems that he is still very much stuck on voice.]

This virus is strange.

[After a pause he repeats the message in French, Japanese, German, Martian, Dolphin, Gaelic and Spanish]

(ooc: Yeah, Ferb can't communicate with stares and gestures nor can he see them. Video posts will be automatically voice on his end. Black screen with only audio sort of thing.

And yes he can speak Dolphin :|)

[Welcome to Duo's apartment! ...or whatever it's left of it. No, I'm not lying! Under all those piles of machine parts, metal, glitter and who knows what other crap, there's in fact an apartment.

What's that big metal thing you ask? Just a catapult, nothing to worry about. Duo and his new friend Ferb have been busy, you see. Now that's something to worry about. The green haired boy is standing by the catapult, a strange metal sphere in his hand and... being loaded as ammunition. Something else to worry about. Duo, on the other hand, can’t be seen around. But if you pay close attention, you’ll notice a long braid coming out from under the catapult. After a moment, Ferb leans down and gives a thumbs up to Duo.]

‘Kay, lil’ buddy, now ya’ll see what I meant with gettin’ lots of fun with this.

[Does that sound ominous? ...Maybe. Dun-dun-dun!]



[OOC: Here’s the deal duckies! Duo and Ferb are putting all that glitter from the 5th year duckiversary to good use! In the form of glitter bombs (think high-tech whip cream balloon). Video/Voice posts will be the one’s targeted since Ferb’s world hopper can get the location off the feed. And no, the metal sphere won’t fall on the person. That would be mean, Ferb doesn’t do mean. (Duo does, but he hasn’t convinced Ferb yet.) If your muse tag this, be ready for a glitter shower on them. /insert evil laugh here and... blank stare?]

[A strangely excited 'Ferb' can be seen, looking a little as if he's gone crazy. He's laughing to himself and pointing at random things then finally, seeing a mirror, he exclaims very vocally.]

I'm all long!!

[He tugs at his hair.]

But my hair is still green!

[This was supposed to be locked to Vanessa, but the community felt it needed to torment the normally silent boy more.

So for those that know him; have a rather placid looking Cosmo contemplating the video feed.]

Vanessa? If you get this....I think I need a bit of help.

This is Ferb, believe it or not.

[Message sent he reaches to turn the feed off. For a few seconds he looked almost annoyed.]

Hey Ferb? I think I should go home now. But thanks for everything this week.

( OOC )