Poyo?

[Those of the duck, you see an idyllic grassland before you, like something out of Studio Ghibli only it looks even more friendly and cartoonish.

You also see a pink puff with a face; said puff is poking the screen.]

Quack?

...

Quack quack quack!

[A picture of the familiar duck is now up on the screen. Looks like the tablet-like device Kirby was drawing on is now the latest hijacking victim of the community.]

(OOC: Please read the permissions post! Thank you!)

*Frankie is in her cheerleading uniform with the other girls from her school, hanging in the wings behind what looks to be a wooden stage set up outdoors. They look around the edge, watching a group of vampire girls performing a cheerleading routine in front of a crowd. One of the girls in Frankie's squad gasps.*

Aren't those...

Your moves?

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(Frankie, Clawdeen, Cleo, Toralei. She'll be replying later.)

[....Link seems rather annoyed, for once.]

Okay. Who took it.

I know I didn't just leave it out so.... someone had to of taken it. [he has a weird necklace in the place where his ocarina is supposed to be anyways.]

That was an important gift from the princess so I really need my ocarina back.

Ducks. Ducks. Duck!

Is that you?

**%!!!! Hi!

[There's some off-key but enthusiastic singing coming through everybody's speakers.]

Jingle the bells, jingle the bells!

Jingle them all over the bay!

Oh what fun it is to twirl around and get dizzy!

All the day! All the day!

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!

[There's a sudden crash.]

.......

Whoopsie....

[A boat can be seen sailing through what appears to be some green slime... although anybody who knows about the human body may recognise that you're now seeing inside of it. What's that tour boat doing there...?]

[A pair of green blobs dressed as tourists are with Cosmo and Wanda and one of them speaks.]

For a germ you certainly ask a lot of obvious questions...

[Cosmo pops up and replies.]

We're not germs. We're magic!

[The male tourist blob takes a photograph of the fairies. The lady blob speaks up.]

Well, we're the stomach flu. We're contagious... Watch and learn.

[She touches some vertical part of the body and it all turns a sickly green.]

Hello!

Hi!

Howdy!

G'day!

Hey!

Yo!

[Cosmo appears on the screen and he's dressed up like he's going to a masquerade ball, complete with a fancy feathery mask.]


I am the mysterious mystery stranger and you are all now my April fools!


[He doesn't realise he's missed April Fool's Day by a few days...]

So like, I'm not gonna question whatever magic this is, right? Just going with the flow, even with something as far out as this.

[Yes...that is Wanda speaking but her tone seems a little well. Off.

Of course. Then she speaks up again.

Sort of.]

I already explained to you. This is part of that internet we told you about. A community....oh just ask your question. We still need to figure out what's going on.

Oh, just be cool. There's no hurry; Denzel will still be surprised.

So. What would be the like most groovy way to surprise a ten year old. He is like completely ace and the little guy deserves it.

...I really wish I could remember all this.

((ooc: heh really backdated >>. Anyways! Have...two Wandas! One (in magenta) from the 1970's and regular Wanda! Either or both will respond! Along with Timmy, Lil' Denzel and Cosmo(s) XD Enjoy!))

[There's absolute chaos going on with dirty men and women dressed like ancient Greeks are attacking each other in a war of the sexes. Timmy looks on in horror as this unfolds around him. A heart shaped light appears from the sky, the video abruptly ends at this point]


[Replies can come from Timmy, Crocker, Cosmo or Wanda]

Your hair is.....

Pink (like candy floss!)
Brown (like chocolate!)
Blondae (have more fun!)
Gold (like gold! Shiiiiiny!)
Purple (like..... purple!)
Black (like a not starry sky!)
White (like teeth!)
Green (like me!)
Blue (like the sky!)
Red (flamey!)
Orange (like lava!)
Silver (like a nickel.... sob... Philip...)
Pink with purple polka dots (wheeee!!!!)
Black and white stripes (zebras!)
Rainbows!!! (searches for gold....)
Hair! (Duh!)

[After the incident a few days ago Timmy is seen walking down a road towards the school. The roads and houses are wet as he goes by. Timmy comments that "the snow has finally melted now that it's not Christmas anymore" to himself, or so the viewer would think. He's actually talking to Cosmo and Wanda. After a while he arrives in the school and walks through the corridor to his classroom. There a children in there already, Timmy sits in his spot and sets down his pink and green stationary. The teacher isn't there yet]

Maybe he's not coming in? [As the murmurs of the prospect of having a subsitute teacher erupt from the students. In walks Crocker dressed in colourful clothes and brown pants. Everyone including Timmy stops talking and just stares at the Teacher and his choice of clothes today. No one says a word, Timmy looks down at the table and his stationary before looking back at Crocker confused by what Crocker is wearing]


[OOC: Replies can come from Crocker, Timmy, Cosmo or Wanda]

Worldhops for everybody!!!

Today they're FREE... Instead of their usual price of... FREE!

Visit your friends! For FREE!

Ask me for a hoppity-hop now!



[Details and ooc plotting here.]

[Timmy seems to be in a rush as he throws on his hat and shoes. He stands up and throws on his backpack. He has a determined smile on his face as he looks his two pokeballs]

My pokemon journey starts today!

[There's a view of what seems to be the Statue of Liberty.... except not. It has been turned into a giant ape or monkey.]



[Cosmo's voice can be heard as the shot stays static on the statue.]

You crazy people! You blew it up! Darn you...! Darn you all to---

Hey!!

A monkey!

[The shot blanks out then swings around and Cosmo can be seen floating toward a small monkey who is holding a sparkly muffin.]

You want a banana? Banana!

Or maybe you want a meadow full of flowers.... Wait- wait....

I may be paraphrasing here.

[The video cuts out.]

Has anyone seen my list......?

1. Brush teeth and hair.
2. Get Wanda breakfast in bed.
3. Clean out fish bowl.
4. Swim.
5. Go with T. to school.
6. Stare out of window.
7. Make sure nothing bad happens.
8. Clean up own mess.
9. Write out new list for tomorrow.
10. Go to sleep.

Bonjour!

Karate! Temple of Dooooom! Kindergarten!

Sphinx and supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!

BONSAI!!!!! Oui oui oui!