Don't beep at me, you imbecilic machine, this isn't a log. I don't want to record anything, I just want to get the vaccine details, just let me get at the procedure, just--

[there are several slams and a crackle, like someone thumping the machine]

First there were thieves running around here, and now I have hackers to contend with? Well, that's just fabulous, isn't it? That's fantastic! They don't realize, they don't understand, they, they just, they don't know how important this is, what they're ruining, what--

[more slams, and then a frustrated wail]

They don't know how important this information is, how much this vaccine is needed! Let me get to the files! I need those files, you bastards!

[and again, the slamming continues, on and on and on and on and--]

This magical book appears to be requesting my attention. I was hoping that if I ignored it long enough it would leave me alone entirely. I am beginning to understand why my master has never accessed this place. For others it appears to be a blank book. Yet, for some reason it chose me.

I have a feeling that I was chosen to partake in this community because of the Trooper's presence. Our armors tend to have an uncanny connection amongst us, despite our different services. Yet, I am the only one of the fellow masho to have discovered this. Perhaps...this is what Torrent has meant.

Now, I have a question for this community who seem to think they everything. How far would you go to follow your own code of honor? Would you go as far as to ignore your master's orders or your fellow friend?

[[OOC: Italicized comments are the inner thoughts.]]

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I left this thing unattended for the weekend and now it seems like the community's exploded with so many posts about nonsensical things and bloody hell, don't you have lives at all? How pathetic!

If only one of you would post something useful, for once - like, say, how to lose twenty pounds in two days. That would be something I'm quite willing to read, especially now that Serena's been bragging about how she lost five pounds and made me feel like a bloated whale in the process. Ugh.