[ And now for another episode of: 'What the hell are you doing, Steve?'
In this week's episode: Rescue Missions!

You're treated to an interesting view of a hall of cells containing war prisoners. There's a guy patrolling it. It's silent until Steve -- sneaks up behind the guy and knocks him out before stealing his keys. Steve is wearing his Captain America costume with a jacket and pants over it, that shield strapped to his back, and equipment that doesn't belong to him. (Wasn't one of his dancers wearing that helmet?)

The guys in the cell look reasonably confused: ] Who are you supposed to be?

Um... Captain America.

I beg your pardon? [ Steve starts letting them all out and they talk amongst themselves ]

Is there anybody else? I'm looking for a Sergent James Barnes. [ Someone answers that he might be in a spot nobody ever comes back from. Steve takes a little breath, nods, and starts giving them directions to get out. ]

-Get out fast and give 'em hell. I'll meet you guys in the clearing with anybody else I find.
[ The guys are still giving him a baffled look because who the hell is this guy seriously ] Wait- you know what you're doing?

Yeah. I've knocked out Adolf Hitler over 200 times. [ And with that Steve runs off camera while the guys exchange looks. ]

...Was he wearing a duck pin?

There's a lot of people I want to thank for rescuing me but saying the words doesn't feel like enough so I wanted to have a dinner. It won't be large enough to be a party but anyone is welcome. I'd like to see you all again.

...And I do thank all of you.

Nine days? After all of your assurances that the virus would pass in a merely a few - two, perhaps three? We have to live through nine days of absolutely ridiculous circumstances. Apparently the network is not at all fond of complacency, if this is any indication.

It seems rather customary to list out apologies and embarrassments right after a virus, but I fail to the see the point when it is something we all understand we were affected by. At the very least, one could only hope we won't have a repeat of it for awhile. Knowing this community, I fear that is hardly worth hoping for at all.

Though on the bright side, at least the kingdom didn't fall down while we were busy running around as children.

I heard that a lot of people on here are fictional in other worlds.

How do you find out if you are?



(( Michael will not actually be able to view/hear/ect. any knowledge regarding his canon because I cannot fathom how that would mess with it. But he had to try. ))