twelve ☆ video time!

[doyoufondue]

[ And now for another episode of: 'What the hell are you doing, Steve?'
In this week's episode: Rescue Missions!

You're treated to an interesting view of a hall of cells containing war prisoners. There's a guy patrolling it. It's silent until Steve -- sneaks up behind the guy and knocks him out before stealing his keys. Steve is wearing his Captain America costume with a jacket and pants over it, that shield strapped to his back, and equipment that doesn't belong to him. (Wasn't one of his dancers wearing that helmet?)

The guys in the cell look reasonably confused: ] Who are you supposed to be?

Um... Captain America.

I beg your pardon? [ Steve starts letting them all out and they talk amongst themselves ]

Is there anybody else? I'm looking for a Sergent James Barnes. [ Someone answers that he might be in a spot nobody ever comes back from. Steve takes a little breath, nods, and starts giving them directions to get out. ]

-Get out fast and give 'em hell. I'll meet you guys in the clearing with anybody else I find.
[ The guys are still giving him a baffled look because who the hell is this guy seriously ] Wait- you know what you're doing?

Yeah. I've knocked out Adolf Hitler over 200 times. [ And with that Steve runs off camera while the guys exchange looks. ]

...Was he wearing a duck pin?

Comments

[mightletyouknowme]

That...wasn't part of a movie, was it?

[ video ]

[doyoufondue]

Sena? The community's timing is a little off today. [ oh. no he's still there kicking people in the face and sneaking around. PFFT ]

--Sure it is. The camera guy just forgot to show up.

Re: [ video ]

[mightletyouknowme]

Heh. [She looks a bit worried.] Then you're lucky we recorded it all for you.

...So why do movies always have to have a place of no return? And why do people like you always have to go?

[baaaaseball]

[ Huh. Already being a hero? That was fast! ]

Good job Steve! Have you found who you're looking for?

[doyoufondue]

[ NO TIME TO WAIT ]

Thanks? Not yet but I will.

[baaaaseball]

Go go! I shouldn't distract you, but I'll follow your progress thanks to the community. Is this some kind of prison?

[notmyfirstrodeo]

[...oh good lord, he's watching history. So he's silently (and a bit raptly) watching the video. This is oddly trippy. Yet fascinating.]

On the move, Captain Rogers?

[doyoufondue]

Yuuup. You wouldn't happen to have a map on you, would you?

[notmyfirstrodeo]

Not one that'll be of much use to you I'm afraid. Want to know about New Mexico?

[ video ]

[denies]

... Steve? What are you doing?

[ Ange is good at this 'what the hell are you doing, Steve?' game, okay. ]

[ video ]

[doyoufondue]

[ knocking nazis out with a shield? ]

--Oh you know just... stuff. How are you, Ange?

[ video ]

[denies]

I'm.. [ worried about Battler, worried about witches on the community now.. ] .. fine.

But that's not important now, that didn't look like it was just 'stuff'. [ Ange, you hypocrite. ]

[notasinglelady]

Steve I know you are a super man now, but are you sure of what you are doing?

[doyoufondue]

Little too late to figure out if I really know what I'm doing now.

[notasinglelady]

Being this reckless can't be good for your health, and that's putting it mildly.

[sugar_and_spice_witch]

[There's the sound of someone chewing on popcorn.]

[doyoufondue]

[ is that... popcorn sounds? ] --Are you eating?

[video]

[6collegecredits]

[She's grinning just a bit. If history had been more like this she might have enjoyed it better in school.]

How are things going?

[video]

[doyoufondue]

Hey, Darcy. So far so good. [ Punches someone out. Do do do ]

[hasbottombunk]

They finally let you go and fight?

[doyoufondue]

Ummm.. Not exactly. I'm kind of breaking a lot of rules right now.

video;

[glaived]

And here you said you did not lead men.

video;

[doyoufondue]

I did say that, didn't I? I'm not exactly following orders right now so I'm not sure if this counts.

[tenminutes]

Why do I feel like going "What the hell?" at more than half of your posts lately? Did you really take the time to put that badge on?

[doyoufondue]

Sorry for being confusing, Yuri. ...Huh? Oh. Yeah. It was already on my jacket so I left it.