twelve ☆ video time!

[doyoufondue]

[ And now for another episode of: 'What the hell are you doing, Steve?'
In this week's episode: Rescue Missions!

You're treated to an interesting view of a hall of cells containing war prisoners. There's a guy patrolling it. It's silent until Steve -- sneaks up behind the guy and knocks him out before stealing his keys. Steve is wearing his Captain America costume with a jacket and pants over it, that shield strapped to his back, and equipment that doesn't belong to him. (Wasn't one of his dancers wearing that helmet?)

The guys in the cell look reasonably confused: ] Who are you supposed to be?

Um... Captain America.

I beg your pardon? [ Steve starts letting them all out and they talk amongst themselves ]

Is there anybody else? I'm looking for a Sergent James Barnes. [ Someone answers that he might be in a spot nobody ever comes back from. Steve takes a little breath, nods, and starts giving them directions to get out. ]

-Get out fast and give 'em hell. I'll meet you guys in the clearing with anybody else I find.
[ The guys are still giving him a baffled look because who the hell is this guy seriously ] Wait- you know what you're doing?

Yeah. I've knocked out Adolf Hitler over 200 times. [ And with that Steve runs off camera while the guys exchange looks. ]

...Was he wearing a duck pin?

Comments

[doyoufondue]

It's a busy day, yeah.

[sugar_and_spice_witch]

I'm still impressed you managed to knock Hitler out that many times!

[doyoufondue]

[ oh you really think- ] My fist is a magnet for his face.

[sugar_and_spice_witch]

[Oh, fooling around like this was always fun.] Amazing! So his face's irresistibly drawn toward your fist! That's some powerful magic. Did they enchant your fist with anti-Hitler enchantments? Or is it more of an anti-Nazi enchantment?

[doyoufondue]

Anti-Bad Guy.

[sugar_and_spice_witch]

That's super amazing! Maybe I should be careful around your fists.

[doyoufondue]

Calling yourself the bad guy?

[sugar_and_spice_witch]

Oh, I've been called both a bad guy and good guy. Something like that might confuse those fists. They wouldn't know whether to punch me or not!

[doyoufondue]

Do you consider yourself either on your own?

[sugar_and_spice_witch]

Nope! [In other words, she's amoral.]

[doyoufondue]

I see. At least you're aware.

[sugar_and_spice_witch]

That's right. We witches'd have to be quite foolish not to be aware of it.