twelve ☆ video time!

[doyoufondue]

[ And now for another episode of: 'What the hell are you doing, Steve?'
In this week's episode: Rescue Missions!

You're treated to an interesting view of a hall of cells containing war prisoners. There's a guy patrolling it. It's silent until Steve -- sneaks up behind the guy and knocks him out before stealing his keys. Steve is wearing his Captain America costume with a jacket and pants over it, that shield strapped to his back, and equipment that doesn't belong to him. (Wasn't one of his dancers wearing that helmet?)

The guys in the cell look reasonably confused: ] Who are you supposed to be?

Um... Captain America.

I beg your pardon? [ Steve starts letting them all out and they talk amongst themselves ]

Is there anybody else? I'm looking for a Sergent James Barnes. [ Someone answers that he might be in a spot nobody ever comes back from. Steve takes a little breath, nods, and starts giving them directions to get out. ]

-Get out fast and give 'em hell. I'll meet you guys in the clearing with anybody else I find.
[ The guys are still giving him a baffled look because who the hell is this guy seriously ] Wait- you know what you're doing?

Yeah. I've knocked out Adolf Hitler over 200 times. [ And with that Steve runs off camera while the guys exchange looks. ]

...Was he wearing a duck pin?

Comments

[baaaaseball]

I see, I see. Nuclear weapons?

[doyoufondue]

I don't know. I haven't seen anything like what they're using before.

[baaaaseball]

Describe it to me. Maybe we have something similar in my world. It would help to know what you're up against.

[doyoufondue]

Uh. Blue and a laser?

[baaaaseball]

Oooh, sounds like we're dealing with some really tough stuff. Is it your mission to deactivate these weapons?

[doyoufondue]

No. I'm on a rescue mission.

[baaaaseball]

But with that kind of arsenal, you can't be too careful. Where is your target located?

[doyoufondue]

No idea. I'm looking.

[baaaaseball]

He's probably in the deepest part of the factory on high security lockdown.

I read that in a comic once.

[doyoufondue]

That would be pretty inconvenient.

[baaaaseball]

Unforunately, that's how it usually works. If they were in less secure area, you'd have too much of easy time. That wouldn't make for a good story!

..I mean good line of defense!