twelve ☆ video time!

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[ And now for another episode of: 'What the hell are you doing, Steve?'
In this week's episode: Rescue Missions!

You're treated to an interesting view of a hall of cells containing war prisoners. There's a guy patrolling it. It's silent until Steve -- sneaks up behind the guy and knocks him out before stealing his keys. Steve is wearing his Captain America costume with a jacket and pants over it, that shield strapped to his back, and equipment that doesn't belong to him. (Wasn't one of his dancers wearing that helmet?)

The guys in the cell look reasonably confused: ] Who are you supposed to be?

Um... Captain America.

I beg your pardon? [ Steve starts letting them all out and they talk amongst themselves ]

Is there anybody else? I'm looking for a Sergent James Barnes. [ Someone answers that he might be in a spot nobody ever comes back from. Steve takes a little breath, nods, and starts giving them directions to get out. ]

-Get out fast and give 'em hell. I'll meet you guys in the clearing with anybody else I find.
[ The guys are still giving him a baffled look because who the hell is this guy seriously ] Wait- you know what you're doing?

Yeah. I've knocked out Adolf Hitler over 200 times. [ And with that Steve runs off camera while the guys exchange looks. ]

...Was he wearing a duck pin?

Comments

[tenminutes]

If you could find a way to you could sneak anything into anywhere.

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Tucking something into my boot is easier.

[tenminutes]

I can see that. I keep things in my skirt sometimes.

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-Your skirt has pockets?

[tenminutes]

No. I've got a holster under there.

[ It is the only explanation as to where she keeps things? ]

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But- [ WHERE ARE YOU HIDING THOSE HOLSTERS. YOUR THIGHS ARE ALWAYS KINDA VISIBLE. HE IS SO CONFUSED. ]

[tenminutes]

[ IT'S... REALLY UP HIGH... OBVIOUSLY... I have no idea where she keeps these things but she pulls them out of god knows where, they're under her skirt somewhere. ]

I have to keep my knife and my gun and my grenades somewhere, you know.

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There is no way that all fits.

[tenminutes]

I'll show you when you're not busy sometime. --I'll pull them out anyway.

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Okay... [ what is this conversation ]

[tenminutes]

[ Candy bar storage space somehow got to this. ]

Well if you had my uniform where would you keep things?

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I'd put a belt on and keep things on that.

[tenminutes]

That's not really fashionable for girls, you know.

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Functional though.

[tenminutes]

So's mine. Mine's just more concealed.

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That can't be com- [ hold on. kicking someone. ] -comfortable.

[tenminutes]

It doesn't bother me. [ That might explain why she likes to sit with her feet up on the desk sometimes.. ]

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If you say so. [ Yuri that's weird. ]

[tenminutes]

Me saying so is pretty reliable. [ Yeah well. Steve is weird. ]

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I'm not disagreeing with that. [ SHOOTING. FIRE. CUTS OFF FOR A SECOND ]

[ -and back. hi. ] Oh it really does switch devices if you break it...

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What are you on now?

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Little --thing. I don't know how I'm going to call my ride after this if this broke though. There's a big toast-y hole in it. [ yelling at the bad guys. no really. ] Come on fellas, that wasn't nice! I needed that.

[tenminutes]

[ Yelling at the bad guys? You're doing it wrong Steve. Yuri takes a deep breath, then yells-- hopefully loudly enough to be heard by the bad guys. ]

COME AND GET IT, SUCKERS! YOU DON'T STAND A CHANCE!

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Suckers? Yuri, what are you-- [ oh yeah they heard that. they're all coming over here. freezes and waves because all the guns. ]

Hello. [ OKAY LET'S BEAT THEIR FACES IN NOW ]

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There you go. Faster and more efficient.