twelve ☆ video time!

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[ And now for another episode of: 'What the hell are you doing, Steve?'
In this week's episode: Rescue Missions!

You're treated to an interesting view of a hall of cells containing war prisoners. There's a guy patrolling it. It's silent until Steve -- sneaks up behind the guy and knocks him out before stealing his keys. Steve is wearing his Captain America costume with a jacket and pants over it, that shield strapped to his back, and equipment that doesn't belong to him. (Wasn't one of his dancers wearing that helmet?)

The guys in the cell look reasonably confused: ] Who are you supposed to be?

Um... Captain America.

I beg your pardon? [ Steve starts letting them all out and they talk amongst themselves ]

Is there anybody else? I'm looking for a Sergent James Barnes. [ Someone answers that he might be in a spot nobody ever comes back from. Steve takes a little breath, nods, and starts giving them directions to get out. ]

-Get out fast and give 'em hell. I'll meet you guys in the clearing with anybody else I find.
[ The guys are still giving him a baffled look because who the hell is this guy seriously ] Wait- you know what you're doing?

Yeah. I've knocked out Adolf Hitler over 200 times. [ And with that Steve runs off camera while the guys exchange looks. ]

...Was he wearing a duck pin?

Comments

[tenminutes]

Not confusing, unexpected! It's not a bad thing, you get points for originality. --Wait, you mean you're wearing it wherever you go? [ She thought she was the only one who did that... M-MVP-san... ]

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How many points do I have now? ...Yeah. Is that weird of me?

[tenminutes]

326. I wear it too, I didn't know if anyone else did. [ She never noticed it on any of the other members, really. Hers is pinned right at the bottom of the SSS logo on her sleeve. ]

[doyoufondue]

Pretty good score. [ He knows where you keep your pin, Yuri. :') ] Now you know.

[tenminutes]

Well it's a good spot for it. Am I being distracting? [ Fff. She trusts that you can handle your shit, but not while talking to people about frivolous things. Needs to make sure Steve's not going to get a gun in his face because of her. ]

[doyoufondue]

Thank you. [ TAKES SOMEONE OUT WITH HIS FIST. FU HYDRA NAZI ] --No, you're fine.

[tenminutes]

So I know why you're doing this, but why are you doing this? [ Steve fighting is cooler than Battler fighting to her. Probably because it's more Yuri's style than that hocus pocus stuff :| EVEN if she respects his stuff. ]

[doyoufondue]

--What? [ what's the difference in questions? ] Bucky's unit was captured and Philips wasn't going to do anything since it was too much of a risk to come in here. I'm taking the risk myself.

[tenminutes]

Not everyone can be as brave as you are, obviously. [ She pauses. Might as well ask since it's Steve. Not going to leave him hanging even if she's pretty sure he's got this handled. ] Need any help or do you think you've got it?

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Um... I think I got it. Thanks, Yuri. [ who knows what those disintegrating magic blue guns might do to her? ]

[tenminutes]

Just checking. I can bring weapons if you need something more explosive, but.. [ Seem to be doing just fine with a shield.

IT'D DISINTEGRATE HER! Eh, she'd show up eventually. ..Somewhere. After like a week so you could go WHAT HAVE I DOOOONE ]

[doyoufondue]

I appreciate it but no. [ HANDY-DANDY SHIELD. ...He also has a handgun.
and that knife she gave him. ]

[ THAT WOULD BE THE WORST EVER. ]

[tenminutes]

Handy wipe? [ For the sweat? She's just messing around now. ]

[ WOULDN'T IT? IT'D PROBABLY HURT. ]

[doyoufondue]

I'm good. [ So funny, Yuri. ]

[ HE WOULD CRY. STOP. ]

[tenminutes]

Snacks?

[ AND HER CLOTHES... THOSE DON'T REGENERATE, REMEMBER OTONASHI'S UNIFORM? LOST AND ALONE AND NAKED IN THE MIDDLE OF WORLD WAR II. NOT A GOOD PLACE TO BE. ]

[doyoufondue]

There's actually a candybar on me but I don't think now's the time for it.

[ HORRIBLE. LET'S NEVER EVER GO THERE ]

[tenminutes]

You brought a candy bar to battle?

[ yep let's do it ]

[doyoufondue]

Not intentionally....

[tenminutes]

Are you one of those guys who you can ask for food and he'll pull a whole sandwich out of his pocket?

[doyoufondue]

I don't think a sandwich would it. It'd get squished.

[tenminutes]

With the pants you wear, it would.

[doyoufondue]

---What? [ temporary distraction to look at his pants. --oh wait NAZIS RIGHT. shoots someone. ]

[tenminutes]

[ sakjhglask SEE SHE IS DISTRACTING HIM!! ] You heard me.

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[ SHE IS THE ONLY ONE THAT MANAGED TO. YURI WHY. ] What's wrong with my pants?

[tenminutes]

There's nothing wrong with them. I just don't even know how you would fit a candy bar in there without it getting crushed.