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[doyoufondue]

[ And now for another episode of: 'What the hell are you doing, Steve?'
In this week's episode: Rescue Missions!

You're treated to an interesting view of a hall of cells containing war prisoners. There's a guy patrolling it. It's silent until Steve -- sneaks up behind the guy and knocks him out before stealing his keys. Steve is wearing his Captain America costume with a jacket and pants over it, that shield strapped to his back, and equipment that doesn't belong to him. (Wasn't one of his dancers wearing that helmet?)

The guys in the cell look reasonably confused: ] Who are you supposed to be?

Um... Captain America.

I beg your pardon? [ Steve starts letting them all out and they talk amongst themselves ]

Is there anybody else? I'm looking for a Sergent James Barnes. [ Someone answers that he might be in a spot nobody ever comes back from. Steve takes a little breath, nods, and starts giving them directions to get out. ]

-Get out fast and give 'em hell. I'll meet you guys in the clearing with anybody else I find.
[ The guys are still giving him a baffled look because who the hell is this guy seriously ] Wait- you know what you're doing?

Yeah. I've knocked out Adolf Hitler over 200 times. [ And with that Steve runs off camera while the guys exchange looks. ]

...Was he wearing a duck pin?

Comments

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[mightletyouknowme]

If you wanted to rename a place, there's easier ways to do it.

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[doyoufondue]

Is there? Somebody probably should've filled me in on that earlier.

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[mightletyouknowme]

They should have told you when they explained on how to be a movie star. You don't go and do stuff like this.

[ annd switching this to voice so he can beat this guy's face in ]

[doyoufondue]

They really should have gave me an actor's guidebook or something, huh? I'm terrible at film making.

That Steve, always the multi-tasker

[mightletyouknowme]

If you can't even remember the camera, you are almost hopeless.

So, heh...you are going to that place?

[doyoufondue]

I'm going to get fired, aren't I?

Yes, I am. That's where they said he might be so that's where I'm going.

[mightletyouknowme]

Are you going to go alone?

[doyoufondue]

Yes, I am.

[mightletyouknowme]

Why? You're in the military, there's people you could take.

[doyoufondue]

I'm an actor in tights. They're not going to come with me and this was sort of a risky deal they weren't planning on going anywhere near.

[mightletyouknowme]

[She never realized knowing heroes would be a problem.]

You don't even have a sidekick?

[doyoufondue]

Nope. Maybe I can stick a little mask on Bucky when I find him.

[mightletyouknowme]

Bucky?

[doyoufondue]

My friend since forever. I'm looking for him.

[mightletyouknowme]

He's the guy you want to save?

[doyoufondue]

That's right.

[mightletyouknowme]

Then you're right, you do need to save him!

...Just don't be stupid. Heroes can die, too.

[doyoufondue]

I'll be careful, Sena. I've been told that enough times to not follow through.

[mightletyouknowme]

You've jumped on a grenade, let scientists perform experiments on you, and go by yourself into a place of now return. [As she talks, she ticks all three things off on her fingers.]

[doyoufondue]

Still here, aren't I?

[mightletyouknowme]

You can only be lucky so many times.