[The video opens on an extravagant conference room with a round-faced friendly cat bedecking the walls. In the middle of the room is a large around table occupied by four men, but only two are engaged in conversation. Man one is a snowy-haired individual in a respectable gray suit, man two is also snowy on top, but he looks as though he might have crawled out of a cliché mafia movie.

Selina can be seen making her circuit around the table pouring coffee.]

( cut to save the f-list + video )


((ooc: Normal text is the Mayor, bold text is Max, italics is Max's son, Chip. Selina is defined by the purple text.))

[There is the sound of smooth and rapid typing, punctuated briefly by a pause. A slow, exasperated sigh is heard after a beat, followed by a few half-hearted taps on the keyboard.]

Really, Spencer, I expected better. What game are you trying to play now? [It's little more than a murmur, and Albert Wesker is not impressed with this website nor the fact that he can't seem to get rid of it entirely.]

Senile old fool.

Really?! I don't think so! This is not the Loch Ness monster. This is a great disappointment if you ask me! All this is...is some giant worm or snake. I want to say it resembles a snake more then anything. Talk about a let down. People get so hyped up over things and are so quick to label it when there's not enough proof to back it up. And they say our paper is a tabloid.

This is as bad as the zombie apocalypse running around the internet. It's pretty bad when the government has to come out and make an actual announcement over it and then deny being involved. Typical.

What's next guys? I think it's time to bring out the dice and roll out my fate.

( Cut for graphic wounds )

Scrambled eggs are better. Tch.

[ After a moment: ] Anyone got something to eat? I'll do anything. As long as it's not scrambled eggs.

[ Contradictory, much? Yes. But she lost a bet. And she's not the most graceful of losers. ]

[ It took him a long time to figure out how he was going to do this, but he finally worked out the details!! ]

Does anyone want to come over for a picnic next Sunday? July 1st?

(I don't have a worldhop, so hopefully someone with a worldhop would be willing to provide rides. Please.)

{{ OOC EDIT: If your character is coming, the log is up! }}