[accidental voice]

[tyranngott]

[There is the sound of smooth and rapid typing, punctuated briefly by a pause. A slow, exasperated sigh is heard after a beat, followed by a few half-hearted taps on the keyboard.]

Really, Spencer, I expected better. What game are you trying to play now? [It's little more than a murmur, and Albert Wesker is not impressed with this website nor the fact that he can't seem to get rid of it entirely.]

Senile old fool.

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[touchofgenius]

...Wesker? Is that... Is it really you?

[tyranngott]

[The reaction that has on him is barely perceptible. The man falls silent, listening intently. He knows that voice, and he also knows that there is no, possible way that William Birkin is alive.]

Explain yourself. [Cold, clipped, and without a hint of surprise or any real emotion.]

[touchofgenius]

Let's just say "it's a long story". [...Oh wait. It's been a while, but Birkin knows there's no chance Wesker's going to let that fly.]

This place is an multidimensional nexus that functions as a harmless internet community as its day job. There are people called worldhoppers who can transport someone from Universe A into Universe B. I was worldhopped from my world - our world - in 1998 prior to my assassination into the future - funny enough, right before you did this - by an alternate version of yourself that was here previously, which saved my life and altered reality in the process which eventually led to me saving your life, us buying a tropical island, and me moving to a universe with my... [Deep breaths Birkin, now's not the time to have a mental breakdown] Now-ex-boyfriend.

Please tell me if you'd prefer to go without the white text! óuò

[docfoul]

Mind your words in the future.
You never know what sort of game the other party might have in mind.

You are absolutely fine!

[tyranngott]

[He does pause to type back a reply.]

Are you one of his consorts, then?

[docfoul]

No.
I serve nobody that you know of.

[Video]

[material_guy]

If "Spencer" could do somethin' to intentionally set someone up on a game like this, I'd be willing to buy that "senile old man" off of you at a premium.

[Video]

[tyranngott]

Then I suppose it's too bad for you that he's dead. [There is no warmth in his smile.]

What game?

[Video]

[material_guy]

What flavor of dead're we talkin'? I could use a new zombie.

[mightletyouknowme]

If you're looking for a game, you're on the wrong site.

[She studies you for a second.] But you don't look like you play games.

[tyranngott]

Oh, I play some games. [How the hell is there a little girl on here, wtf were you up to, Spencer...]

[mightletyouknowme]

You look more like you would beat people up and take their games.

[sandinmyboots]

Oh, it's you again! Whatever your face is. What kind of game are we talking?

[tyranngott]

Tell me something: how are all of you able to speak to me through this computer? [He is ignoring all of those comments because you, sir, are clearly just as crazy as psuedo-Birkin is.]

[sandinmyboots]

Inter-dimensional internet community. Does that sound better or worse than zombie viruses?

[Say that to his face, go on. Here Kefka is, trying to be polite to Birkin's ex, and he's barely being acknowledged. He's watching you...]

[glimmerous_fop]

A game implies that there would be a meaningful or meaningless entertainment factor.

What you've stumbled onto, Herr, is much worse.

[tyranngott]

A nexus that allows one to catch glimpses of other worlds and universes? I fail to see what could possibly be so bad about that.

[glimmerous_fop]

When the nexus turns you into a fluffy kitty you might just take a different line, but you seem to have the gist of it.

[ video ]

[deadlydoctor]

[Have a giant red mech looking amused, Wesker.] The community is being playful again, we are getting a lot of new members all of sudden.

[ video ]

[tyranngott]

Well, aren't you magnificent. [No, he means that, what the fuck are you.]

This is a common occurrence?

[ video ]

[deadlydoctor]

I know, thank you for appreciating it. [Sarcasm? Wesker, he lives from it.]

Poor innocent souls being dragged into this doomed community?

Yes. Get used to it and enjoy the ride.

[leucotomy]

He didn't do it.

[tyranngott]

No. This is far above what he would ever be capable of.

[Video]

[howbadcanibe]

You are blaming the wrong person. In fact, it's not even a person who you have to blame.

[Video]

[tyranngott]

And who are you?