[accidental voice]

[tyranngott]

[There is the sound of smooth and rapid typing, punctuated briefly by a pause. A slow, exasperated sigh is heard after a beat, followed by a few half-hearted taps on the keyboard.]

Really, Spencer, I expected better. What game are you trying to play now? [It's little more than a murmur, and Albert Wesker is not impressed with this website nor the fact that he can't seem to get rid of it entirely.]

Senile old fool.

Comments

[Video]

[material_guy]

I'm Greed. At least it's easy to remember.

[Video]

[tyranngott]

Clever. [Or is it?]

There's something about you. [Something strange.]

[Video]

[material_guy]

It's charisma. I'm so damned likable people in other worlds I've never even been in the same country as fantasize about me naked.

[Video]

[tyranngott]

Yes... Stretched out on a table with a scalpel running through your belly...

--I'm sure that's what you meant.

[Video]

[material_guy]

Yeah, there've been fans with fetishes like that, too... I got some kinda universal appeal or something.

[Video]

[tyranngott]

How unpleasant. They really ought to lock people up for that.

[Video]

[material_guy]

I don't mind a little rough play. It's the part where she threw a little hissy fit when I wouldn't tell her she was special and different from all the other pretty faces 'n wouldn't take her to bed even after she begged for it. That's hard to stomach. Why can't they just want me for my body... Being this likable. It's a curse sometimes.

[Video]

[tyranngott]

[He tuts softly.] My, you really are a monster. [And his interest is being lost because who has time for relationships. Or sex. Well, we know he had sex once, so it could be worse.]

[Video]

[material_guy]

What're you sayin'? She wasn't bad to look at at all. A monster'd do her anyways. A Nice Guy'll back off when he knows she's gonna be too needy... well, that's what a smart guy'll do, too...

[Video]

[tyranngott]

Making her beg. [It's a soft drawl.] I've tended to notice that 'nice' goes directly against 'smart'. Your own well-being should be the only thing that matters.

[Video]

[material_guy]

Smart means gettin' away with bein' as stupid as you wanna be.

[Video]

[tyranngott]

[That actually earns a chuckle.]

Just so.

[Video]

[material_guy]

So what're you good for?

[Video]

[tyranngott]

That would spoil the surprise. [A thin smile curls at his lips.]

But I'm sure you'll have nothing to worry about.

[Video]

[material_guy]

No sneak preview on the new entertainment? Don't be stingy.

[Video]

[tyranngott]

How does a superior race sound?

[Video]

[glimmerous_fop]

[He's only here to give a derisive snort. Ignore him.]

[Video]

[material_guy]

I'm not even gonna start on your fetishes, Pretty Boy. Even this guy'd get scared of this place if you hit him with that right away.

[Video]

[glimmerous_fop]

Who said anything about fetishes? Right now I'm just being a good Samaritan.

[Video]

[material_guy]

Well, if you wanna go on to him about what a great guy I am too I guess it won't hurt, but I think I got it covered.

[Video]

[glimmerous_fop]

You don't need me to inflate your ego, you're doing a stellar job.

[Video]

[material_guy]

I don't wanna hear about ego from you.

[Between Scratch, Sena, Greed and Wesker in this post, Klavier's ego is almost starting to appear normal.]

[Video]

[glimmerous_fop]

I have a healthy ego, you have...heh...I don't know how to describe your ego.

Besides I just got finished telling Herr Wesker that my intentions are pure

[Video]

[material_guy]

[He's only giving a derisive snort. Ignore him.]

[Video]

[glimmerous_fop]

Hey, you're a very you oriented person most of the time...the proof is in the pudding.