[The video begins and the viewer is greeted by a view of Selina Kyle entering her apartment with its faded pink walls, very 90s, very…quaint…or small…]Honey, I'm home.[Beat]Oh, I forgot. I'm not married.[Then she goes through a series of motions, as though she’s done this a thousand times before. Drops her keys on the table, turns on the lamp, drapes her coat over the back of the chair and then sojourns into the kitchen where there is an open window…and through the open window slinks a beautiful black cat]Miss Kitty...Back from more sexual escapades you refuse to share [as she removes a carton of cat formulated milk from the refrigerator that she pours into a small bowl] not that I'd ever pry. Drink your dinner.[Miss kitty looks up at her a yowls]What? "How can anyone be so pathetic?" Yes, to you I seem pathetic. [with Miss Kitty squared away Selina leaves the kitchen and heads toward her bedroom, hitting her answering machine on the way] But I'm a working girl, gotta pay the rent. Maybe if you were chipping in, 'stead of stepping out...[While pulling down her Murphy bed a voice can be heard coming from the other room, distinctly female]Selina dear. It's your mother. Just calling to say hello…
Yeah right, "but"… [like any petulant child she rolls her eyes]…"but" I'm disappointed you're not coming home for Christmas. I wanted to discuss just why you insist on languishing in Gotham City as some lowly secretary…
Lowly "assistant".[The answering machine beeps and message one ends moving on to message two, this time it’s a man’s voice]Selina, about that Christmas getaway we planned? I'll be going alone. Doctor Shaw says I need to be my own person now, and not an appendage.
[Selina hits the fast forward button on the machine before dropping into a nearby chair inhabited by embarrassing stuffed toys, her face fixed into a sullen expression]Some appendage…Well the party never stops on Selina Kyle's answering machine…Guess I should've let him win that last racquetball game.[And just as she’s starting to make herself comfortable, toying with the taser she nicked from the clown the next message rolls]Hi, Selina, this is yourself calling. To remind you, honey, that you have to come all the way back to the office unless you remembered to bring home the Bruce Wayne file
[she quickly jumps out of her comfortable spot and begins to scramble around for her coat and shoes] because the meeting's on Wednesday…
Stupid corndog![And as she's at the door the video cuts...
...only to open once more with Selina back a Shreck Industries.]~*
What did curiosity do to the cat?*~
[Cut]
((ooc: She will not be responding to this for obvious reasons XD Is Kefka getting his wish? Lol.))