[Sam found a book someone left on the bus. He decided to take it home and read it.

Unfortunately it was Fifty Shades of Grey. Taking home that book may be the worst decision of his life.

He's currently reading the book whilst on his bed. He reads the following line aloud:] "I don’t remember reading about nipple clamps in the Bible..." Yeah, me neither.

[Sam flicks to another page.] My inner goddess is doing the merengue with some salsa moves... [He pauses looking very confused.] Wait, what? Inner goddess? Do all girls have one of those?

[He's also trying to grow a beard like Thor. Feel free to comment on that.]

[A small boy with messy light brown hair and reddish eyes is poking curiously at the computer with a completely perplexed expression on his face.]

Are computers supposed to do this?  I knew I should have paid more attention in class.  But I'm almost certain no one said anything about ducks.

[He pokes at the keys a little more, then obviously decides to ignore all the strangeness.  He had something much more important to talk about.]

I finished it!

It took me a really long time, but I finally finished my drawing. See! [The boy waves a small pad of paper in front of the video feed. A childish drawing of a small red dinosaur with odd looking ears has been carefully drawn on it in crayon.] Isn't he amazing? Just like a real digimon. I came up with all of his stats too.

He's going to have really strong armor, and his attacks are Pyro Sphere and Rockbreaker!


...But I guess I still need to come up with a name for him. Guilmon is a cool name, right?

Forgive me if this is somewhat out of nowhere, but I have a question.

...How exactly do marital traditions and ceremonies work in this era?