How the heck do you people ever manage to explain things like evil twins, or, for Pete's sake, a whole bunch of temporal nonsense to everybody else in your world? I barely even understand what happened the past couple of weeks, I can't very well go and tell my secretary "Oh, I was a statue somewhere else because a time-eating thing ate my time but now I'm all good, so pass me those papers!"

If I end up getting sent to a madhouse because of this place, I tell you now, you'll never hear the end of it!

[Hello DDD.  Remember this kid?  Well this time he's backing into his room while hauling a suspiciously large and heavy cardboard box.  Almost before he gets inside his room something jumps out of it and knocks him over as it rushes to explore the room.  A big, red and scaly something, that looks almost like a baby dinosaur.  

Takato hastily rushes after him as the digimon knocks things off his desk.] 

Hey don't do that Guilmon!

[[The digimon pauses and looks up at him as he speaks in a surprisingly childish voice.]

Guilmon?

[Takato leans over as he gently scolds his new friend.  Of course said new friend has a rather clueless expression on his face.]

You've gotta stay out of trouble!  You can't keep blasting things and knocking things over.  Do you understand boy?

[The Digimon tilts his head and points at himself.]

I Guilmon?

Right! [Takato smiles fondly at Guilmon's words.] I'm Takato.

Takatomon?

[Takato sputters.  Was Guilmon confused?  Maybe he'd never met a human before.]

I'm not a digimon!  Takato!

[And the digimon replies proudly with his understanding of their names.]

Takatomon!



[OOC: Next part of the canon move.  Red text is Guilmon. You can see a dub version of this scene here]