[As the video begins it opens on a very peculiar scene, two individuals caught in a narrow passage. Once could be recognized as a wily looking Lancer (Cú Chulainn) the other individual is a spellbinding young woman with blonde hair.

Within their limited confines the girl holds a fighting stance on the ground and in her hands there appears to be an invisible, but very real, weapon of sorts.

Lancer is in a more gravity defying position, posed exactly diagonal of her with a red spear held out in front of him. This red spear was pressing back against the invisible weapon in the girl's hands enabling him to brace himself in his crouched position high on the wall above her. Regardless of whether on not the girl let her own stance drop, there was little risk of Lancer actually falling or hurting himself simply because he was Lancer.

Further down the alleyway another figure could be seen, though he was half hidden by Lancer and the young girl, it was clearly a boy with reddish hair wearing a school uniform. Judging by the way he’s standing and based on what little the viewer can see, he seems shocked…though by what is unknown because the audience is coming in on a conversation that seems to be midway finished.]

And why should I do this favor for you? [She’s a very serious looking young woman.]

Well…there’s no reason in particular, Saber, but [a grin forms on Lancer’s face, it’s absolutely creepy…a cross between blood thirsty and too excited] I’ll be sure to make it worth your while.

And why should we listen to you, so far you’ve brought nothing but trouble…and we’re supposed to believe this isn’t a trap?

Eeeeeh…you have such a poor opinion of me [for a brief moment Lancer looks insulted, but the look is very insincere] I’m a product of this war just like you, I’m not the skeezey kind of guy you’re making me out to be…I’m a man of my word.

[Saber pauses for a moment considering him, not that she believes him for a second.]

You said you’d make it worth our while, what could you possibly offer us?

Well, I could offer you my life; it would be one stepping stone closer to your goal…

[Saber almost looked shocked by the offer.]

What could be so important you would just give up your life for, this person you spoke of isn’t your Master!

[Lancer just shrugs.]

Well I understand that’s an offer you won’t accept, but I know things as well…information can be just as valuable in our situation…

…what do you say?

[She gives him a contemplative look.]

Going once.

[Still thinking about it.]

Going twice.

[A moment more and then…]

Fine, if you can arrange something we’ll think about it…but I’m still not saying we’ll do it.

[The malignant grin on Lancer's face broadened all the more.]

I’ll take it.

[And with that Lancer disappears, literally, and the video cuts.]




((ooc: red indicates Lancer and blue indicates Saber))

[You are greeted by a scene outdoors, featuring a robotic lion with a purple autobot symbol, laying out in the sun on a large boulder, not moving much. And, of course, certain robotic jaguar comes into view and pounces right onto the lion's back.]

Hai Steeljaw! I'm heres to cheer you up!

[And Ravage continues to pounce around the lion like a kitten trying to provoke an older cat into playing.]

Come on, Steeljaw!

[More pouncing until he lands right back onto Steeljaw's back.]

You're my bestest friend.

[The lion growls and speaks up, sounding very annoyed.]

No I'm not, and when I'm done with my recharge nap, I'm going to dismember you.

[Ravage grins, seeming oblivious to the possible danger.]

LOL! You're so silly. You always sayz that!

[And the video ends there. This is all a result of his tarot card reading from Eater. He thinks he has to go cheer up all his friends, even if they don't want it.]

(A video feed starts out showing a dark room with several high tech machines lying around. Looking directly at the camera seems to be some kind of armor creature that is obviously not human. The camera seems to move but the armored figure doesn't move at all.)

What is this? Are these Psyducks? Why would Giovanni have something like this on one of his laptops?