Accidental Video

[the_original_clone]

(A video feed starts out showing a dark room with several high tech machines lying around. Looking directly at the camera seems to be some kind of armor creature that is obviously not human. The camera seems to move but the armored figure doesn't move at all.)

What is this? Are these Psyducks? Why would Giovanni have something like this on one of his laptops?

Comments

[blahblahblah]

What the... it's like some kind of golem... but golems can't talk...

[the_original_clone]

A Golem? How in the world do I look anything like that boulder of a Pokemon? You insult me by even comparing me to one of those.

[blahblahblah]

A Pok... what? I don't even know what that is. A "golem" to me is a big creature made out of synthetic materials, and with little-to-no intelligence. Which you clearly aren't.

You surprised me, I... sorry. I just don't understand what you are, and that's new to me.

[the_original_clone]

A Pokemon. How do you not know what a Pokemon is? You can't walk a few steps through tall grass without running into one.

I am Mewtwo. The world's strongest Psychic Pokemon. I'm not surprised that you don't know what I am. Few know of my existence.

[the_visitor]

Oh, how interesting. Finally another non-human intelligence has found this place.

[the_original_clone]

So this place has others like me? That's good. I'd rather not deal with humans if possible.

[the_visitor]

I can understand why. They are a barely sentient race, unfortunately.

[the_original_clone]

Heh, that is true. Though my problem with humans stems from the fact that they are awful creatures.

[fearleads]

Oh, hi! I don't really know what the ducks are here for, but I guess someone decided they looked electro-cute, so they're here. Welcome to the comoanity! You're in for a chill.

[the_original_clone]

(Mewtwo just stares at the screen for a bit.)

...What? Electro-cute? Comoanity? Chill? What kind of barbaric language are you speaking? It hurts me just repeating it.

[fearleads]

You don't have to be a dead audience. I'm just trying to unliven things up. Who are you?

[the_original_clone]

My name is Mewtwo. I am the most powerful Psychic Pokemon in the world. Now tell me, what is this? Are you a new member of Team Rocket or just another of Giovanni's many minions?

[hulloeverything]

[Have someone leaning veeeeeeeeeeery close to that feed, trying to get a good look]

More importantly what are you?

[the_original_clone]

I am known as Mewtwo, the most powerful Psychic Pokemon in the world.

[hulloeverything]

Well it's a pleasure to meet you, Mewtwo. I'm the Doctor. You say you're a psychic?

[the_original_clone]

The Doctor? Is that your name or just a title?

Yes I am psychic. I am not actually speaking as much as broadcasting my thoughts.

[im_wavin]

Wha's a 'psyduck????'

[the_original_clone]

A Water Pokemon known for its' constant headache. And what are you? A Steel Pokemon? I didn't know there were any other Pokemon that could communicate like me.

[im_wavin]

Lulz! I'm not a pokemon!!! I'm a Decepticon!

[timey_wimey]

[ wait... ]

Well, I dunno about Psyducks exactly, but it's definitely a duck-based website, yeah. Looks like it's decided you're the next person it wants to bother.

[the_original_clone]

A Psyduck is a Water Pokemon that is specifically known for its' constant headache.

Wait, the website decided to bother me? Well that does explain why this opened up on its' own. What exactly is this site?

[timey_wimey]

Pokemon, eh? Now there's a term I haven't heard in a long time.

This is Dramadramaduck, an internet community that connects up different universes, timelines and goodness knows what else, and is probably just a little bit intelligent to boot. Basically, from what we can tell it seems to thrive off of people's interactions and the stranger things that happen in their lives, so most of the time it picks its own members and won't let you navigate off the page till you start talking to people with it.

[sugar_and_spice_witch]

Whoa, whoa, what's with that armor? You look like you'd be so much cuter without it. Yes, I can tell! You're hiding cuteness underneath all that. Come on, why don't you show us it?

[the_original_clone]

(Mewtwo has to fight back a sweat drop.)

This armor helps me focus and control my powers. Once I have mastered my abilities, I will have no further use for it. Why does it even matter what I look like to you, human?

[sugar_and_spice_witch]

I know I look like a human, so I'll tell it to you straight. I'm a witch, not a human, got it? And being cute matters! It's all about making an impression, but more importantly, it's all about being <pop> and <cute>!