Ghouls and mansters, I really need your help. See, our pep rally... it sucked. Cleo was testing us by bailing out and not paying attention, and without her we were dead in the water. We tried our best, but I'll spare you the gory details and just say it killed us. Not to mention Draculaura's having guy problems and Clawdeen's having, uh, Draculaura problems? Either way, everyone's distracted and we're not going to even get to Gloom Beach at this rate, much less win anything.

I know a lot of you aren't fearleaders or anything, but does any body here know how to raise everyone's dead spirits?

Hi, everybody!!

So I've been asked about the Host Club and I thought it might be fun for everybody to figure out what type they were!

Like, are you the Tall, Dark and Handsome type? Or the Knight on a White Horse type? Or the Brooding Mysterious one?

You just can't be the cute one because that's me!

[He laughs.]

Maybe we can form a Host Club here and entertain all the ladies - and the occasional gentleman too! There'll be CAKE!!!!

So what type of Host are you?

(Mewtwo is hooked up in his power armor and is staring directly at the camera. He looks away for a beat to get his thoughts in order before speaking.)

I have seen that many of you have used this site to find personal answers. I, as much as I hate to say it around you humans, have a profound issue that I can not answer alone. So I want to ask you a few things in hopes of finding some answers...What is life? Is it decided by your origins? Can you only be classified as 'alive' if you are born a certain way?

(Mewtwo sighs heavily.)

How can one know why they came to be? I wish to hear your thoughts.

[Aqua runs into the heart of a dark castle, where an evil fairy is taunting...Ven!]

Terra would never do that. You know that as well as I do.

Ah, the truth can be most cruel, even amongst the closest of friends. After all, one never knows the secrets of another's heart. I'm sure you'll agree, Ventus. Aqua.

[Aqua glowers, gripping her Keyblade. The next thing, a Stop spell goes up, freezing Maleficent.]

I'm not sure how much longer this will hold. It'll give us a little chance to talk, Ven. Don't believe what she's saying.

[She's completely unaware that their reunion has been broadcast all over the community.]