Some of you might have noticed that I'm back now, but I just wanted to make sure everyone knew I was safe. It was.. something of an ordeal, but Edgar and I are both alright. That man was hiding an entire box's worth of requests for my services as a fairy doctor though, so it's no wonder I didn't have enough work. I thought I was going to have to go back to Scotland to study some more because I wasn't getting enough to do around here.

That said, Nico and I are going through these requests but I'd like to open the opportunity up to you as well. Does anyone here have any strange, inexplicable circumstances happening around them? Even simple things like socks disappearing or items being misplaced can be the work of fairies. If it seems dangerous, please don't hesitate to ask either since it might just be an unfortunate misunderstanding between you and the fairy. I'm open to any questions or curiosities as well.

I'd like to first announce the winner of the crossdressing competition! Natsume, congratulations on your well-earned first place. Please contact me to discuss the charity you've chosen.

Secondly, since apparently my brother has been a member of the community without me knowing it... I have a moral question.

Suppose there is a group that worships the devil, but all they do is have tea parties and talk philosophy. Suppose there is also a group that worships a loving God, but they go on crusades in His name and hurt the innocent.

Which of these groups contains worse people?

Memo to me. Never go drinking with Jin again.

I'm pretty sure I ended up somewhere I don't know.

Where am I anyhow?

... where the hell is Reefside? California? Or New Zealand?

... and where are my pants?