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Any Amestris Military personnel, feel free to continue wasting your time on the Internet while I actually get on with the thus far neglected paperwork. Those of you who decide to take up this offer, please be aware that this automatically places you on latrine clean-up duty.

Quite obviously, this means GET BACK TO WORK. This includes you, Major Elric!

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Maybe one day i shall be, if we're lucky. Otherwise we'll get landed with some idiot like Mustang in the chair of power, then we'd just become blue uniform wearing surrender monkeys.

I see someone has aspirations.

Certainly.

And they're a lot more sensible than searching for a rock that doesn't exist.

AND WHAT WOULD YOU KNOW, YOU FUCKED UP PIECE OF SHIT?!

Now now Elric. I wouldn't talk to my superiors like that if I were you. Or you may find yourself reassigned to a mission that is a better use of the military's time.

It doesn't matter that you're not my subordinate, The Fuhrer is beginning to see that you're a complete waste of space as well.

Not that you take up much space anyway.

... Yes sir.

I wouldn't call those towns I go to an exact waste of time; if you think those are, you should ask Colonel Mustang why he's sending me there.

~~Fuck you.~~

I would if he wasn't so annoying to talk to. Indeed not all of your visits have been a complete waste of time. In fact, a few of them have become very important to the Military.

Especially Liore.

Huh. I'm so glad to hear that.

Aw, the little paper pusher vants to be the big man~

The little paper pusher is busy preparing for a great war that will ensure him more promotions and power. At least i have my priorities straight.

Excuse me, but I am just as busy, mein Herr~ I am the Major's messenger, amongst other things. Ve are just as busy preparing for var.

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