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Oh hell no. I can't...no way. Someone fix this now. Someone might try to come in here any minute. I can't let my family see this. Or Jesse. Defiantly not Jesse. No way.

I have to get out of here until this is over. I can't just lock myself in my room. Mom'll think I'm sick and get all worried and try to help and...ugh. No. I need to get out. Flash. Mind if I crash for a while? I'd ask Bella, but what with her honeymoon and everything. Please?

Oh, yeah, and there is soooooooo no way I am going to the bathroom until I've turned back.

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um yeah sure I guess that's okay

...bet you ten bucks you won't make it.

Thanks. I'll hop over when you get off duty.

You're on.

Thanks.

oh god I can't even breathe normally everything's different

I really don't see how breathing would be different.

Suze. I have boobs. They go up and down when I breathe in and out.

Well, now that you mention it, it does feel a bit lighter in the...upper regions.

Yeah? Have you tried walking yet?

....no.

Woah. Okay...yeah. That'll take some getting used to.

Told you. Now imagine being me and having to learn to fucking walk all over again. Never mind that I'm a girl now, I can't even do anything!

Yeah, I'd defiantly lay off the speed if I were you. If you need to get anywhere fast I could hop you instead.

But but but... being fast is who I am! Dammit, Suze! Don't make me go through an identity crisis too!

I'm not making you do anything. I just don't think running around at top speed with your balance being off is the brightest idea.

Right.

But still.

I need to get used to this quickly or I'll be falling all over myself.

and besides I just promised to go shopping with I-No tomorrow.

Well until you get it figured out take it slow okay?

You're doing what?

Trying. It's kind of hard. I keep. Fidgeting.

She kind of, you know, insisted. She wants to buy me a red dress. And she made me promise.

Just practice until you get up to speed I guess.

You're going out as a girl?

I know. I've been at this for a while, remember?

I guess? Not in Central City, I hope.

Hey. Just trying to help.

Okay. I don't really see the point in buying a dress though. You'll turn back soon enough.

I know. Sorry.

Oh god none of my clothes are going to fit are they.

...it's not like I'm going to buy a whole new wardrobe ~~even though the idea sounds oddly satisfying~~

It's okay.

I can bring some of my stuff over if you want. And I'll need to borrow some of your if you don't mind. Things are a bit...tight over here.

Just don't bring a credit card or anything.

That... sounds pretty good.

...okay. That sounds good too.

Okay. I'll see you soon.

Bathroom duties aren't that difficult.

Maybe not. But I have not particular desire to...see it.

If you plan on having children someday or wiling away your married hours hours, you will have to see it at some point in time. Better that it's on your person than someone else's for the first time.

I can't say I feel the same way. I'd much rather see it on someone who's actually supposed to have one.

You'll need to aim though. Plan on closing your eyes?

I plan on not going.

Good luck with that. I just hope you're never encountered with scenes of raging waterfalls or tall, clear glasses of fresh, pure water looking delightfully sippable.

Yeah, thanks. Really.

Fortunately for me I haven't had a drink all day. And it's going to stay that way.

Ah, I tried.

I'm Carmine Zuigiber. Normally I'd say you could call me Scarlett or Red, but I think Red does just fine considering the circumstances.

Circumstances? I take it you aren't normally a guy then?

I'm Suze.

No, I take that you aren't one either. Pleasure to meet you, Suze.

No, thank God.

Despite the circumstances and you're obvious attempt to make me go the bathroom, nice to meet you too. I think.

I'm around a lot of men in my profession. You become used to it.

Used to what? Being a guy?

To men being their dense selves and boasting about, as we've elegantly put it, it.

Ah. Right.

Well, I'm used to guys at school spouting crap like that. What I am not used to is have one of my own.

True. Riding in my current motorcycle gear looks downright embarrassing.

I can imagine. Yeah, I need to find a change of clothes soon. This is not comfortable.

... You realize this is apt to last us a few days?

Don't care. I'm not drinking a drop of anything until I'm back to normal.

Bathing, also, is not an option for you then?

Nope. It'll only be a couple days anyways.

[Insert an exasperated female Zechs icon here.]

... May you have luck with your goals, in that event.

Mm. Thanks then.

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