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Oh hell no. I can't...no way. Someone fix this now. Someone might try to come in here any minute. I can't let my family see this. Or Jesse. Defiantly not Jesse. No way.

I have to get out of here until this is over. I can't just lock myself in my room. Mom'll think I'm sick and get all worried and try to help and...ugh. No. I need to get out. Flash. Mind if I crash for a while? I'd ask Bella, but what with her honeymoon and everything. Please?

Oh, yeah, and there is soooooooo no way I am going to the bathroom until I've turned back.

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Yeah, thanks. Really.

Fortunately for me I haven't had a drink all day. And it's going to stay that way.

Ah, I tried.

I'm Carmine Zuigiber. Normally I'd say you could call me Scarlett or Red, but I think Red does just fine considering the circumstances.

Circumstances? I take it you aren't normally a guy then?

I'm Suze.

No, I take that you aren't one either. Pleasure to meet you, Suze.

No, thank God.

Despite the circumstances and you're obvious attempt to make me go the bathroom, nice to meet you too. I think.

I'm around a lot of men in my profession. You become used to it.

Used to what? Being a guy?

To men being their dense selves and boasting about, as we've elegantly put it, it.

Ah. Right.

Well, I'm used to guys at school spouting crap like that. What I am not used to is have one of my own.

True. Riding in my current motorcycle gear looks downright embarrassing.

I can imagine. Yeah, I need to find a change of clothes soon. This is not comfortable.

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