My son is here?

[nox-gladius.livejournal.com]

Ah, Dante, I must say this is a rather... unique community you have chosen to affliate yourself with. I look forward to speaking with you, my son. It has been far too long since we were both present in the same location. Far too long.

I suppose since I am here now I would be best to not be a stranger. I am Sparda, Dark Knight and father of Dante. It is an honor to make your acquaintances. *bows*

You must forgive me; I am unaccustomed to introducing myself to so many at once. I will be more than happy to answer any questions you may have.

Comments

[chaos-component.livejournal.com]

So...what are you again?

[nox-gladius.livejournal.com]

Ah, I am a Dark Knight, one of the best warriors in the Underworld. Or, shall I say, I was until I rebelled and came here to Earth.

Or have I misunderstood you, sir?

[umbral-persona.livejournal.com]

...

[nox-gladius.livejournal.com]

Is something the matter, good sir?

[chosen-wings.livejournal.com]

You're Dante's dad?

Hi, my name is Colette. It's nice to meet you Sparda.

[nox-gladius.livejournal.com]

Yes, I am.

It is an honor to meet you, my lady Colette.

[dudeinred.livejournal.com]

Don't talk to him, Colette.

[ichigos-dad.livejournal.com]

Another parent? HOW WONDERFUL! Tell Sprada-san, is your son a whining, ungrateful child who runs away from his problems like mine?

[nox-gladius.livejournal.com]

Ah, I take it you have a child here as well? My son is... well, I do not know if I would phrase it quite like that. He is prone to not thinking things through adequately.

[yorulicious.livejournal.com]

Dante's father? How amusing.

[nox-gladius.livejournal.com]

Is it truly? I didn't realize my presence would be such a surprise.

[shinra-pwnsjoo.livejournal.com]

Dante's father? Oh, now I understand the scourn and the lack of grammar. Did he run away?

[nox-gladius.livejournal.com]

He most certainly did not run away. Events... beyond my control... separated us.

I take it you and my son do not get along well, do you?

[Locked to Sprada]

[pwns-farplane.livejournal.com]

You are Dante's father? How interesting. I've had the pleasure of ... meeting Dante several times. However, I must remark that you seem nothing like him.

Re: [Locked to Sprada]

[nox-gladius.livejournal.com]

Ah, you know him then? I see he has made himself at home here.

Well, loathe as I am to admit it, I was unable to fully raise him. He also possesses quite the rebellous streak.

[dudeinred.livejournal.com]

...

[nox-gladius.livejournal.com]

I see you are not pleased to see me. I expected as much.

[orenjiberry.livejournal.com]

:D Nice to meet you, Mr. Sparda.


Please don't fuck your son and describe it to the members of the community? Please. I know how much he wants you to spank him.

[yorulicious.livejournal.com]

Really? I knew someone that hot had to have some issues.

[xiiith-paladin.livejournal.com]

...

[nox-gladius.livejournal.com]

...have I said something wrong?

[speaks-to-loas.livejournal.com]

Reunion today?

[nox-gladius.livejournal.com]

What makes you say that, sir?

[kurt-howell.livejournal.com]

Your outfit... It looks so beautiful... Who sewed it?

Ah, excuse my rudeness. My name is Kurt Howell. I'm just so impressed by the skill the tailor had for that outfit...

[nox-gladius.livejournal.com]

It is an honor to meet you, sir Howell. I must confess that I have forgotten who sewed my outfit. My apologizes.

[auric-avarice.livejournal.com]

If Dante is your son, you need parenting skills.

[nox-gladius.livejournal.com]

I was not around to properly raise him. If he has been causing trouble for you all, I humbly apologize.

[doublehelixhero]

Wow, you're Dante's father? I didn't realize his dad was a knight! Cool!

[nox-gladius.livejournal.com]

Yes, I am. I was a knight once... but I am no more, though I am rather fond of the title.

[bloodred-flamel.livejournal.com]

You look pretty young to be Dante's father.

[nox-gladius.livejournal.com]

My kind live very long lives.

[shinra-sucks.livejournal.com]

Oh, so you're the one that fucked his momma? Did the guy in front of you not have the right change?

[dudeinred.livejournal.com]

You, stay the fuck out of this.

[orenjiberry.livejournal.com]

I'm sorry for those previous comments, Sparda-san...that was not me.

I guess I should reintroduce myself. My name's Ichigo. Nice to meet you. :D

[ichigos-dad.livejournal.com]

Whelp. What did I warn you about? Come home this instant.

[maraich]

Just visited and already getting barraged by sex insults? Your son must be leaving quite a mark.

My name is Maraich, and I don't want to skewer your son, I don't care for little boys having babies, and I'm kind of wondering why everyone seems to think you're having sex with your son. Sounds kinky.

[nox-gladius.livejournal.com]

Apparently he has left an interesting mark indeed.

It is an honor to make your acquaintance, Maraich. I do not know where the idea that I would do such a thing came from, but it seems to be a somewhat popular thought around here.

[clowsakura.livejournal.com]

Hello! ♥ ^__^

[nox-gladius.livejournal.com]

Greetings, my lady.

[wingmoon.livejournal.com]

Hello.

[nox-gladius.livejournal.com]

Greetings, good sir.