http://nox-gladius.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] nox-gladius.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] dramadramaduck2007-02-09 11:13 pm
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My son is here?

Ah, Dante, I must say this is a rather... unique community you have chosen to affliate yourself with. I look forward to speaking with you, my son. It has been far too long since we were both present in the same location. Far too long.

I suppose since I am here now I would be best to not be a stranger. I am Sparda, Dark Knight and father of Dante. It is an honor to make your acquaintances. *bows*

You must forgive me; I am unaccustomed to introducing myself to so many at once. I will be more than happy to answer any questions you may have.
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[identity profile] dudeinred.livejournal.com 2007-02-10 07:13 am (UTC)(link)
I'm really impressed.

I mean, I know you knocked a girl up and all, but I'm shocked that you managed to figure out that for my mother to be my mother and my father to be my father, there must have been sex involved.

[identity profile] shinra-sucks.livejournal.com 2007-02-10 07:20 am (UTC)(link)
It's not so much about the sex, it was more about the money.

[identity profile] dudeinred.livejournal.com 2007-02-10 07:26 am (UTC)(link)
Cute. What's your mother been up to, lately? Screwing Rufus ShinRa?

[identity profile] shinra-sucks.livejournal.com 2007-02-10 07:33 am (UTC)(link)
I don't think so, Captain Cheap-Shot. If anything, she's desperate to screw me.

[identity profile] dudeinred.livejournal.com 2007-02-10 07:35 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, and here I thought you and Yunalesca were such a happy couple. Is the honeymoon over already?

[identity profile] shinra-sucks.livejournal.com 2007-02-10 07:45 am (UTC)(link)
No. I didn't say I had, you dumbass. But we want to.

[identity profile] dudeinred.livejournal.com 2007-02-10 07:49 am (UTC)(link)
Can't be all that great, if you wanna screw around on her already.

[identity profile] shinra-sucks.livejournal.com 2007-02-10 07:54 am (UTC)(link)
STFU! Yunalesca can do things in bed that would make even you blush!

[identity profile] dudeinred.livejournal.com 2007-02-10 07:55 am (UTC)(link)
You really know how to make a girl feel special, you know that?

[identity profile] shinra-sucks.livejournal.com 2007-02-10 08:14 am (UTC)(link)
Awww, Dante. I wasn't trying to make you feel special. Sorry to break your heart.

[identity profile] dudeinred.livejournal.com 2007-02-10 08:16 am (UTC)(link)
I guess I need to be a little more direct with you.

Implying your girlfriend's a slut doesn't do much for her reputation, dude.

[identity profile] shinra-sucks.livejournal.com 2007-02-10 08:16 am (UTC)(link)
She's not a slut. She's experienced.

[identity profile] dudeinred.livejournal.com 2007-02-10 08:21 am (UTC)(link)
Right. That sounds so much better.

[identity profile] shinra-sucks.livejournal.com 2007-02-10 08:24 am (UTC)(link)
Of course it does! It means she knows just how to please me in bed, and not just in bed, either!
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