Holy shit

[pwns-bitches.livejournal.com]

I have returned:
Sephiroth-nii had to go ... do something and I was feeling horny.

Larxene, bitch, I want you in my bed -

... but Ichigo - goddamit, whore. You. Me. A hard case of liquor. I'm going to make you beg for it.


Ooh! Looks like another club banger.
They better hang on.
When I throw this thang on.
Get a little drink on. They goin' flip.

For this Akon shit. You can bank on it.
Pedicure, manicure, kitty cat claws.
The way she climbs up and down them poles.
Lookin' like one of them Pretty Cat Dolls.
Tryna hold my woody back through my drawers.
Steps off stage, didn't think I saw her.
Creeps up behind me and she's like, you're -
I'm like, yeah I know, let's cut to the chase.
No time to waste. Back to my place.
Plus from the club to the crib's like a mile away.
Or more like a palace, shall I say.
And plus I got a pal. Every gal is game.

Comments

[orenjiberry.livejournal.com]

WHAT. THE. FUCK.

[pwns-bitches.livejournal.com]

YOU. ME. I SAW YOU WATCHING AS I GET DRESSED.

[orenjiberry.livejournal.com]

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*FLAILS*

This isn't funny, Yazoo.

[pwns-bitches.livejournal.com]

Damn, whore. I'm going to make you beg for my soft skin against yours.

[orenjiberry.livejournal.com]

Did Ian give you some of his morphine...or did Sephiroth fuck you up?

[shinra-sucks.livejournal.com]

Onii-san. What are you doing.

[orenjiberry.livejournal.com]

KADAJ. STOP HIM.

[pwns-bitches.livejournal.com]

Ichigo, nothing can stop this flame burning in my SOUL.

[orenjiberry.livejournal.com]

...you're...serious?

[pwns-bitches.livejournal.com]

Oh perfectly.

[shinra-sucks.livejournal.com]

I'm trying, Ichigo. Onii-san has gone insane. Maybe he stayed inside Sephiroth for too long.

[pwns-bitches.livejournal.com]

Oh Kadaj, I finally know what you feel. This, this lust that burns within me scorches my skin.

[shinra-sucks.livejournal.com]

...just keep your hands off Yunalesca and you won't get hurt.

Seriously, Onii-san. It's great to have you back, but... Ichigo? I never knew you were gay!

[pwns-bitches.livejournal.com]

I'm not gay Kadaj; Ichigo's a pussy. D'uh. Larxene is the finest bitch in town, but Ichigo, I want to pour my soul out to.

[shinra-sucks.livejournal.com]

Larxene is a foul bitch and I wouldn't hesitate to rip off her head and shove it between her legs after sodomising her with your gunblade.

Onii-san. This isn't you.

[clowsakura.livejournal.com]

YAZOO-NII. I MISSED YOU SO MUCH. ;_____________; I'M NOT MAD AT YOUR, I SWEAR.


...and Yazoo-nii, you found the one for your heart? ♥

[pwns-bitches.livejournal.com]

... are you sure? I mean -

♥ oh yes, Sakura. I have.

[xiaolang-li.livejournal.com]

Sakura...you do remember what he did don't you??? I mean you almost...you could have...

Oh nevermind. You're going to forgive him anyways.

[pwns-bitches.livejournal.com]

Bitch. Step off.

[xiaolang-li.livejournal.com]

Um no. You were the one spewing junk about me hurting Sakura and you're the one who ended up hurting her!

[dudeinred.livejournal.com]

Well, that earns you a big ol' WOW.

[pwns-bitches.livejournal.com]

So says the pedophile. <3

[dudeinred.livejournal.com]

So says the what now?

[pwns-bitches.livejournal.com]

You heard me; getting some extra tits on the side.

[orenjiberry.livejournal.com]

DANTE. YOU TAKE OUT DEMONS RIGHT?


I DON'T THINK THIS IS YAZOO---IT'S A DEMON.