Holy shit

[pwns-bitches.livejournal.com]

I have returned:
Sephiroth-nii had to go ... do something and I was feeling horny.

Larxene, bitch, I want you in my bed -

... but Ichigo - goddamit, whore. You. Me. A hard case of liquor. I'm going to make you beg for it.


Ooh! Looks like another club banger.
They better hang on.
When I throw this thang on.
Get a little drink on. They goin' flip.

For this Akon shit. You can bank on it.
Pedicure, manicure, kitty cat claws.
The way she climbs up and down them poles.
Lookin' like one of them Pretty Cat Dolls.
Tryna hold my woody back through my drawers.
Steps off stage, didn't think I saw her.
Creeps up behind me and she's like, you're -
I'm like, yeah I know, let's cut to the chase.
No time to waste. Back to my place.
Plus from the club to the crib's like a mile away.
Or more like a palace, shall I say.
And plus I got a pal. Every gal is game.

Comments

[dudeinred.livejournal.com]

... what?

[orenjiberry.livejournal.com]

...Yazoo. He's...charming.

[dudeinred.livejournal.com]

He's a fucking asshole who probably eats babies.

[orenjiberry.livejournal.com]

I...want him. Badly.

[dudeinred.livejournal.com]

Turns you on, huh?

So, any chance of you letting me know where you're at?

[orenjiberry.livejournal.com]

I want him to touch me.

[dudeinred.livejournal.com]

Seriously, dude, where are you?

[orenjiberry.livejournal.com]

Some place called 7th heaven.


Dante, fuck. I'm not even gay.

[dudeinred.livejournal.com]

7th Heaven? What the hell is that?

No, but you're definitely some kind of fucked up, kid.

[orenjiberry.livejournal.com]

I think it's a bar. The priest wanted to stop here, so yeah... I swear I haven't touched a drink, they can't even see me.


....I want him to grind me.

[dudeinred.livejournal.com]

Right. Fine. Stay there, and I can find you and knock you unconscious. Before you embarrass yourself.

And, please, just stop talking.