http://dukesammy.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] dukesammy.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] dramadramaduck2007-02-16 03:57 pm

Reporting For Duty

Hi the name's Vimes, my wife Sybil said I needed a hobby to relax myself.  As if coppering didn't already supply work, hobby and life all in one.

I live in Ankh-Morpork and work for the patrician, Vetinari, and command the Watch, making sure that people don't commit crimes.  Yeah right, whatever, the only way not to commti a crime in THIS city is to sit very quietly in your cellar, and then we'd get you for loitering.  Keeping down crime in Ankh Morpork is like keeping down water (and I use that term loosely) in the River Ankh in flooding season but we try.

Well I suppose I might as well jump in at the deep end and say hello to some of you, but I'm sure we'll get on like a house on fire.  Flames, screaming, people runnign for safety.  Sorry to anyone who thinks I am being undiplomatic but that's the way I am and don't let the badge saying "Duke" fool you, I'm really I nice person.  *Snort*  Hah it must be the way I say it.

[identity profile] purple-havenite.livejournal.com 2007-02-16 04:29 pm (UTC)(link)
....

O_O

You're still confusing me! How about you start from the beginning? XD

[identity profile] purple-havenite.livejournal.com 2007-02-16 04:46 pm (UTC)(link)
Night Watch huh? Hmm, that sucks. Sometimes we have to go out on Night patrol is the Mandragora are giving us trouble and I hate it, especially when I go out with Gwen... she doesn't really like me... >.<

Plus, I miss breakfast!

[identity profile] purple-havenite.livejournal.com 2007-02-16 05:00 pm (UTC)(link)
...

How can you find your way round by the soles of your feet?

[identity profile] purple-havenite.livejournal.com 2007-02-16 05:15 pm (UTC)(link)
Fair enough. I don't wear any shoes so I can't argue! :D

[identity profile] kurt-howell.livejournal.com 2007-02-16 04:34 pm (UTC)(link)
Hello, my name is Kurt Howell. Very pleased to meet you.

You seem to have a lot of energy...

[identity profile] shinra-sucks.livejournal.com 2007-02-16 05:03 pm (UTC)(link)
Great, just what we need around here - another whiny law-boy.

[identity profile] shinra-sucks.livejournal.com 2007-02-16 05:19 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm Kadaj. I don't know what the hell an EmO is but we don't have them on Gaia.

[identity profile] lux-dormiens.livejournal.com 2007-02-16 05:16 pm (UTC)(link)
...Only way to not commit a crime is to sit in your basement...?

[identity profile] lux-dormiens.livejournal.com 2007-02-16 05:26 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, I understand alright. Sounds exactly like where I'm from. And everyone is so tightly packed together that it's hard to breathe in the summer.

Bet you don't have the Hammerites, though.

[identity profile] lux-dormiens.livejournal.com 2007-02-16 05:53 pm (UTC)(link)
Hammerites are like the Omanites, then. Fanatics who will knock your face into the back of your skull if you look at them funny.

[identity profile] bigteddybears.livejournal.com 2007-02-16 08:49 pm (UTC)(link)
Someone's house is on fire? :o

[identity profile] bigteddybears.livejournal.com 2007-02-17 01:02 am (UTC)(link)
Nelsha Stylus. Um... what's this about house fires? Nelsha is confused.