DDDD: THE FOURTH WALL BREAKS

[shinra-pwnsjoo.livejournal.com]

I will never listen to Ichigo again. I played as Cloud trying to stop me. I get funny, I name Cloud "Bitch" and Barret "Mr. T". The innuendo is breaks me into two. That was fucking trippy. SquareSoft better release it for PS3 so that I can oggle Tifa's breasts better see how badass I am. Not. I get THREE scenes. I come, I monologue (it was a good monologue), I die. And for some odd reason, instead of shooting them all, I beeline for Tifa. I'm telling you Mako Boobs have a gravitational force. THAT GAME IS SO PHALLIC.

Then you play as Cloud!Zack's flashback, the urge to not throw my controller when you have Sephiroth on your team is very hard. The Chocobos were annoying. Making Cloud learn Omnislash is even more annoying.

Now, Advent Children: I watched this with Ichigo's family which was ... funny. Isshin laughs when Sephiroth gets owned, Yuzu and Kairin squee over Denzel - Ichigo or "Kon" as he made himself known to be drools over Tifa (he will die), Yuffie ... and Vincent. I didn't bother to tell him that Vincent was a man.

DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD: FREAKING ANIMATORS MADE IT SEEM THAT KADAJIROTH (Ichigo's sisters came up with that one) IS GOING TO RAPE ME.

Ichigo's sisters did this weird thing where they cling onto me really tightly when I jump from the building, and I get called "BADASS". Isshin cheered and said, "Attaboy." - I'm disturbed.

How do I survive Sister Ray?

I watch Tifa own Loz.

... then I made the mistake of playing Kingdom Hearts. Replace the word "Penis" everytime they say "keyblade" and it all makes sense.

So to the heart of the matter:

Vincent gets a spin-off game.
Reno and the Turks get a spin-off game.

... I get a three minute cameo.

Discuss.

Comments

[shinra-pwnsjoo.livejournal.com]

Sure go ahead, you can deal with the monologues. We have healthcare.

*ADFDSFADASF*

[orenjiberry.livejournal.com]

Are you always think about business? D:

[shinra-pwnsjoo.livejournal.com]

That's what I was raised to do. :|

[orenjiberry.livejournal.com]

D: D: D: I was raised by an idiot.

[shinra-pwnsjoo.livejournal.com]

... your father is not that bad. Mine on the other hand was such a moron that I tried to have him killed.

[orenjiberry.livejournal.com]

Your father isn't a fucking shinigami.

[shinra-pwnsjoo.livejournal.com]

So? At least your father didn't deserve to die.

[orenjiberry.livejournal.com]

He could have protected my mother.

[shinra-pwnsjoo.livejournal.com]

... did he love her?

[orenjiberry.livejournal.com]

...yes.

[shinra-pwnsjoo.livejournal.com]

DD: You are never to mention that I'm this sentimental. But ... you have a whole lot better family than mine. Stop being an ass.

[orenjiberry.livejournal.com]

...You can have them. Enjoy.

[shinra-pwnsjoo.livejournal.com]

You disgust me. :\

[orenjiberry.livejournal.com]

Hey. I'm not the one who capture a pregnant woman.

[shinra-pwnsjoo.livejournal.com]

I swear Sephiroth sold her to me.

DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD:

I usually hate families, but yours is ... endearing.

[orenjiberry.livejournal.com]

But you didn't have to accept the transaction.

...how so?

[shinra-pwnsjoo.livejournal.com]

Well I wasn't exactly me was I?

... your father knows your name.

[orenjiberry.livejournal.com]

.......

....your father didn't know your name? That's...almost impossible to believe.

[shinra-pwnsjoo.livejournal.com]

... that's why I don't talk about him.

[orenjiberry.livejournal.com]

......I don't remember much about him from the game.



You don't know how it was to be able to see spirits as a child. I hated it, especially the hollow's screams...I didn't know what they were. People used to call me crazy when I tried to tell them. Different...species shouldn't mix.

[shinra-pwnsjoo.livejournal.com]

I laughed when he died.

You don't know what it's like to hear the whispers from the hallways of ShinRa - or to be judged because of his sins.

[orenjiberry.livejournal.com]

....I miss my family.

[shinra-pwnsjoo.livejournal.com]

Damn well you should. DD: I'll try and get you divorced ASAP.

[orenjiberry.livejournal.com]

...Thanks. I don't think I can stand being Mrs. Ichigo----I'm not even going to continue it. And no, we didn't have sex. Not sore.


...have any fangirls attacked you on the street, yet?

[shinra-pwnsjoo.livejournal.com]

... They keep asking me about Sephiroth-sama. I told them that he was gay for Cloud.

... and they loved me more. DDD:

One person thought it was cute that he and Yunalesca were having a baby. I think she was a moron.