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[xcytherea.livejournal.com]

It is terribly sad that my existence has become mere myth amongst mortals, but perhaps this is a chance for me to rectify this? My name is Aphrodite, Godess of Love, Beauty, and other such related passions....such as sex Though, some of you may also know me by my other name, Venus. It is quite a pleasure to meet all of you, really. With my recent liberation from the hand of Hephaestus, I am ever the more eager to partake clean-handedly in the entertainment this community may bring.

The world has changed much from when the time of the Greeks and Romans, but I hope I will be able to "fit in," as mortals say.

Comments

[pwns-farplane.livejournal.com]

... you failed.

[xcytherea.livejournal.com]

Have I now?

[pwns-farplane.livejournal.com]

Yes.

[xcytherea.livejournal.com]

How so?

[pwns-farplane.livejournal.com]

There is no need to elaborate on it. Just know that you are a failure.

[xcytherea.livejournal.com]

...Is there anyway I could help? Perhaps you are in another world..? It has been awhile since I have last involved myself in mortal affairs.

[pwns-farplane.livejournal.com]

No. Thank you.

[xcytherea.livejournal.com]

I see.

[pwns-farplane.livejournal.com]

Hmph, how useless for a goddess.

[xcytherea.livejournal.com]

...you dare say such a thing to me?

[pwns-farplane.livejournal.com]

How dare you make a claim that you can control people's emotions.

[xcytherea.livejournal.com]

I am not merely making claim, I am stating the truth. Who are you to regard me in such a rude manner? Our glorious time may be over, but I am still a goddess.

[pwns-farplane.livejournal.com]

Hardly a goddess, more like a quack.

[xcytherea.livejournal.com]

I can not hold my temper for long.

[pwns-farplane.livejournal.com]

Heaven forbid if you lose your temper. You are not the only fallen goddess.

[xcytherea.livejournal.com]

Really? I am not fallen. People may believe me to be a myth, but that does not mean I am fallen.

[pwns-farplane.livejournal.com]

Hardly? Aphrodite is now considered a euphamism for a nymphomaniac and cupid is a joke ~ How crass that your 'son' is such a figure.

[xcytherea.livejournal.com]

That does mean that my powers have faded.

[pwns-farplane.livejournal.com]

I beg to differ.

[xcytherea.livejournal.com]

How presumptuous.

Perhaps I should demonstrate.

[pwns-farplane.livejournal.com]

Oh please do, I'm sitting waiting for flowers to descend from the sky and a cherab to come shoot an arrow at me.

[xcytherea.livejournal.com]

This will show you to not doubt me, woman.

[pwns-farplane.livejournal.com]

What wou-

*breathing heavily in her chair*

You whore, you will pay for this.

[xcytherea.livejournal.com]

You were the one who spoke to me with such disregard.

[pwns-farplane.livejournal.com]

Making me lust for my baby's father, how original. What are you going to do next time? Make me give birth from my own loins?