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[tenlittlethings.livejournal.com]

Ducks? Honestly? How is that even close to resembling relevant much less actually being relevant? But it does count as a social network...and then Mrs. Perky would drop the punishment for the Bobby Ridgeway thing...

I'm Katarina Stratford. I'm forced to be here for the sake of my easy admittance into Sarah Lawrence. I am not going to talk to any of you more than I have to, and never about your social lives or the chick you banged over the weekend or whatever it is that the unwashed masses of brainwashed miscreants do in their spare time. I don't care. Try not to leak your extra 21st chromosome onto me through the internet.

[[OOC EDIT: 'x' Aaaaand this is the point where Kat steps away from the computer in a frustrated manner. IC reasoning being that you're giving her a headache with your ridiculously cliche and conformed ideas of politeness and social skills. So...pleasedon'ttakethelackoftagspersonally 'x']]

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[tenlittlethings.livejournal.com]

That'll work. Assuming that you weigh less than the average 20 year old male and take half the bottle.

[tenlittlethings.livejournal.com]

Glorious. I'll make a note in my day planner.

[mediator-suze.livejournal.com]

But unfortunately there's a lot of useless stuff here.

[tenlittlethings.livejournal.com]

I couldn't agree more. However, I hardly think that I'll be able to get into any half-decent college, much less Sarah Lawrence, if I've got an incident of assaulting another student on my permanent record. Plus, the Ridgeways have agreed not to press charges if the school retracts my punishment.

[pandorabox]

And here I thought the Benadryl was for you.

He's ignorign the rudeness and hoping she gets better manners soon.

[crstofkindness.livejournal.com]

Welcome to the community, Katrina! My name is Ken, and I'm from Tokyo, Japan. Nice to meet you.

[yellowbeebot.livejournal.com]

My, my. Aren't you just a ray of sunshine, to borrow a phrase.

[shinra-sucks.livejournal.com]

Who pissed in your cornflakes?

[bare-my-fangs.livejournal.com]

You know, you could get rid of a lot of that anger if you got fucked every once in a while, or hell, even masturbated a bit. So why don't you remove that stick you got shoved up your ass, put in a vibrator instead, and then introduce yourself.

[hok-ton.livejournal.com]

You seem to have a remarkably low opinion of the male gender. How droll.

[redheadedspy.livejournal.com]

Hello, Miss Stratford. It's a pleasure to meet you; my name is Leila of Ostia. *is using an only slightly less formal version of her talking-to-nobles voice*

I have to admit, I'm curious as to how this place would have anything to do with getting into college.

Azula is hoping that "Sarah Lawrence" is a place, not a person

[peoplesprincess.livejournal.com]

Well, you're certainly easily coerced.

[enigmaestro.livejournal.com]

You would.

Have you heard about their unofficial motto?

[enigmaestro.livejournal.com]

My, my, so concerned about the generic material of others. I detect a twinge of paranoia.

[oceanicbutterfly]

It's a pleasure [she types uncertainly] to meet you, Miss Stratford. My name is Karen Minazuki.

I'm a little curious why your admittance depends on posting here.

[iori-junpei.livejournal.com]

Oh, uh... Okay.

I'm Junpei Iori, but just Junpei works.

[jagan-glare.livejournal.com]

If you don't care, then leave.

[tenlittlethings.livejournal.com]

You're still typing. I take it you either haven't taken the Benadryl yet or you weight more than Chris Farley.

[tenlittlethings.livejournal.com]

Ran away? Was the dysfunction with her or the rest of the family?

[tenlittlethings.livejournal.com]

Great. Nice to meet you, or whatever it is that you want to hear before you're willing to end this pointless conversation.

[tenlittlethings.livejournal.com]

....great. More reasons for me to deepen my hatred for my school counselor.

[tenlittlethings.livejournal.com]

Women's history.

Only a little. This isn't exactly the gathering place of great young minds, is it?

Don't count on it...

[tenlittlethings.livejournal.com]

Are you blind or something? My name is Katarina, not Katrina. Copy and paste it if you have to.

[tenlittlethings.livejournal.com]

Apparently, I'm up for Miss Congeniality in senior personalities.

[tenlittlethings.livejournal.com]

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