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Ducks? Honestly? How is that even close to resembling relevant much less actually being relevant? ~~But it does count as a social network...and then Mrs. Perky would drop the punishment for the Bobby Ridgeway thing...~~

I'm Katarina Stratford. I'm forced to be here for the sake of my easy admittance into Sarah Lawrence. I am not going to talk to any of you more than I have to, and never about your social lives or the chick you banged over the weekend or whatever it is that the unwashed masses of brainwashed miscreants do in their spare time. I don't care. Try not to leak your extra 21st chromosome onto me through the internet.

[[OOC EDIT: 'x' Aaaaand this is the point where Kat steps away from the computer in a frustrated manner. IC reasoning being that you're giving her a headache with your ridiculously cliche and conformed ideas of politeness and social skills. So...pleasedon'ttakethelackoftagspersonally 'x']]

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Right, because everything in life is solved by sex. As opposed to putting the ridiculous amounts of hormones aside for a moment and actually thinking about things.

You remember that extra 21st chromosome I was talking about?

Who said anything about a low opinion of the male gender?

I was in an...incident at school. My school counselor's agreed to drop the whole case if I joined a social network. Apparently, this is the first step to reform or something ridiculous like that.

For the sake of getting into a decent college? Yes, I am.

About people's genetic material? No. About having to interact with the result of a mutation of the 21st chromosome, yes.

At this point, I'm just going to copy and past what I've told several other people.

I was in an...incident at school. My school counselor's agreed to drop the whole case if I joined a social network. Apparently, this is the first step to reform or something ridiculous like that.

Ah. One of those things.

Ah, you're going to university. For what profession?

I would if I could.

Women's history.

That's a profession where you come from?

Apparently, physical assault of one of Padua's fine, ass-groping male students doesn't go over very well with the public school system.

... Did you try to explain that part to them?

No, but it stops you from acting like you're constantly constipated. After all, look where no sex and too much thinking got you: enough fucking issues to suffocate everyone on this comm.

The research of the topic is.

[[OOC: I seriously just looked at the programs and whatnot that the college offered and chose something. .___.; So...sorry if I'm fail and that doesn't make sense...]]

Only to be given an explanation on how I should have used my words to talk out the problem, instead of being so hostile about the situation.

So you're going to be... what? A teacher?

OOC: Nah, the confusion was entirely IC. It doesn't make sense to my character because of the world she's from, but it makes perfect sense to me! :D I know a few Women's Study majors myself.

... Let me guess, the person you were explaining this to was male, weren't they?

My issues are none of your business and they certainly aren't going away if I sleep around like every other skank in the public school system. So scamper along and find a hooker to solve your problems, since that obviously works so well. Or maybe you're more inclined towards a gigolo.

Not unless Mrs. Perky is hiding a deep, dark past as a transvestite. However, she's not known for being the smartest living thing within a fifty mile radius of the school.

Sorry?

Uh, no. Haven't even found the time to visit yet.

That's a distinct possibility.

... Icy.

C'mon, you don't have to be so harsh... If you're stuck on here, you might as well try and make some friends...

Cool. Don't th ink there's much better for that. Do you want to teach?

Uh, well, I wouldn't say they're idiots, most of them seem pretty decent...but, no, not a gathering of great minds. More a gathering of possibly great minds who don't want to act a thing like it.

*suppresses a laugh* I see. Picked for her ability to empathize with the great unwashed rather than her intelligence, hmm?

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