[Locked from Rufus and Lady]

[suplexing.livejournal.com]

...can't believe I'm asking this here, but might as well, considering.


I know a lot of you have dealt with Rufus before, so might as well ask: how the hell do I deal with him at a formal dinner?

And yes, this was willing.

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[sexforbreakfast.livejournal.com]

You can't. Simple as that.

[suplexing.livejournal.com]

That's what I was afraid of.

Dark, right?

[sexforbreakfast.livejournal.com]

That'd be me.

[astep-ahead.livejournal.com]

You don't.

[suplexing.livejournal.com]

You're the second one to say that.

[astep-ahead.livejournal.com]

It's common sense.

[falselineage.livejournal.com]

How did you get into this situation?

[suplexing.livejournal.com]

I was invited by a friend, so I'm not going to be alone.

[falselineage.livejournal.com]

I see. The best way to impress is, of course, decent table manners. You may find that the easiest way.

[maraich]

Is stabbing him with the fork an option?

[suplexing.livejournal.com]

No, especially considering the fact that I'm trying to be civil with him.

[maraich]

Then I'm out of ideas.

[clockmaster.livejournal.com]

Give him funds for the company.

[suplexing.livejournal.com]

...bribery?

I'm hoping that I don't have to stoop that low already.

[clockmaster.livejournal.com]

No, helping the Company and the planet. It's all about semantics, really.

You never know with Rufus. I'm Saguru Hakuba, and you sir..?

[createdpower.livejournal.com]

Do not bother. He will give you nothing.

[suplexing.livejournal.com]

I'm not really looking for him to give me anything, I was just invited to dinner with him by a friend.

[createdpower.livejournal.com]

Why bother attending? He is irritating.

[tyki-tock.livejournal.com]

Sorry, you're fucked. Just sit back and enjoy the ride, and don't expect anything positive out of the sourpuss.

[suplexing.livejournal.com]

There goes my optimism.

[tyki-tock.livejournal.com]

It's better this way, trust me. You won't be disappointed.

[pandorabox]

Loosen the lid on the salt shaker.

And put pepper into his soup when he's not looking.

Turn his napkins multicolored if you can.

[suplexing.livejournal.com]

Pranks aren't exactly what I had in mind.

[shinra-sucks.livejournal.com]

A formal dinner? Rufus invited you to a formal dinner?

[suplexing.livejournal.com]

Rufus didn't invite me, Lady did. She invited me, then Rufus and Dark.