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[intuitivelyapt.livejournal.com]

You have no idea how hard it is to live in my equivalent of a supermarket (and don't ask me to explain that, because I won't bother). But since I'm a guest, I'm trying to be on my best behavior.

So I tried out a little experiment. Why not trade one addictive habit for another? Every time I thought about killing someone in the last few days, I'd smoke a cigarette. Today I realized I was up to three packs a day, and that it was probably time to quit.

Maybe I should try talking to her.

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[intuitivelyapt.livejournal.com]

Oh, of course. It had nothing to do with my own personal preferences.

[cannotemotealie]

Personal preference my ass, you racist sonofabitch.

[intuitivelyapt.livejournal.com]

You are so charming when you pull the race card.

[cannotemotealie]

I know. :-)

[intuitivelyapt.livejournal.com]

The more you do it, the less I care.

[cannotemotealie]

If I was serious, you'd probably be on the streets RN.

[intuitivelyapt.livejournal.com]

Yeah, the streets of Tranquility look really tough. I hope you have a song about life on them prepared.

[cannotemotealie]

Oh, STFU. You know what I mean.

[intuitivelyapt.livejournal.com]

I know.

... Thank you.

[cannotemotealie]

LMAO don't forget rule #1 bro, don't be gay.

[intuitivelyapt.livejournal.com]

I wasn't being gay!

[cannotemotealie]

LMAO of course not bro. But since you ARE uber gay, everything you DO....

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