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[intuitivelyapt.livejournal.com]

You have no idea how hard it is to live in my equivalent of a supermarket (and don't ask me to explain that, because I won't bother). But since I'm a guest, I'm trying to be on my best behavior.

So I tried out a little experiment. Why not trade one addictive habit for another? Every time I thought about killing someone in the last few days, I'd smoke a cigarette. Today I realized I was up to three packs a day, and that it was probably time to quit.

Maybe I should try talking to her.

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[yeswedo.livejournal.com]

...Three packs a day.

Well, at least you don't have to worry about lung cancer or something.

[intuitivelyapt.livejournal.com]

Once I start, I have to keep going or my lungs start healing and then I start coughing.

Exactly. That's why I thought, what the hell.

[yeswedo.livejournal.com]

Healing makes you cough? Are you sure it's not just the smoke?

Are you sure you're smoking for every time you think of killing someone and not just... because of Elle?

[8fingerswhiskey.livejournal.com]

Okay, I smoke a lot, but three packs is a little much.

And who is her?

[intuitivelyapt.livejournal.com]

I have an addictive personality.

My girlfriend.

[8fingerswhiskey.livejournal.com]

Sure. Maybe you should chew gum or something.

Oh.

[cannotemotealie]

Yeah, quit that shit. Everythin's startin' to smell like fuckin' Marlboro lights.

[intuitivelyapt.livejournal.com]

Do you want me to buy you an air freshener?

[cannotemotealie]

I got some Febreeze in the kitchen, go douse all your clothes in it. Or somethin', IDEK.



BTW thank you for not doin' your fuckin' "shoppin'" bullshit here.

[its-notluck.livejournal.com]

How do you deal with the taste?

[intuitivelyapt.livejournal.com]

Menthols are nice. Kind of minty, like the name implies.

[its-notluck.livejournal.com]

I don't mind menthols, I've tried them but the others all taste gross to me.

[cannotemotealie]

Yeah, thanks for buyin' those BTW. CLEARLY you're attempting to be culturally sensitive to me.

because he won't be giving out anti smoking advice any time soon thats for sure >_>

[quicksavensmoke.livejournal.com]

Smoking is a little better than killing everyone.

lmao i'm surprised no one's really tried yet

[intuitivelyapt.livejournal.com]

Nah, the thrill isn't there.

XDD theres still time >_>

[quicksavensmoke.livejournal.com]

that's a pretty strange habit to pick up then.

what made you think "huh, smoking"?

[chuckbassdesu.livejournal.com]

Get laid.

[intuitivelyapt.livejournal.com]

That would do the opposite of helping my situation. That was kind of what got me in trouble in the first place.

[chuckbassdesu.livejournal.com]

Then get laid with someone else.

[peoplesprincess.livejournal.com]

You kill people?

[intuitivelyapt.livejournal.com]

Not... recently.

[peoplesprincess.livejournal.com]

Not since you started smoking.

You speak of being "addicted" to it, and act as if you could stop whenever you wanted otherwise; I'm assuming it's not state-sanctioned, then. Are you a criminal?

did someone call for more moral outrage on DDD?

[bloomingdragon.livejournal.com]

That's - that's awful! How could you be addicted to killing?

LMAO there is never enough moral outrage okay

[intuitivelyapt.livejournal.com]

It is pretty awful, isn't it? I have a hard life.

haha yeah I was thinking of the thread on the anon meme last time XD

[bloomingdragon.livejournal.com]

That's no excuse! I'm not going to feel badly for you because you kill people!