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You have no idea how hard it is to live in my equivalent of a supermarket (and don't ask me to explain that, because I won't bother). But since I'm a guest, I'm trying to be on my best behavior.

So I tried out a little experiment. Why not trade one addictive habit for another? Every time I thought about killing someone in the last few days, I'd smoke a cigarette. Today I realized I was up to three packs a day, and that it was probably time to quit.

Maybe I should try talking to her.

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I'm not that worried!

I'm not.

Well, hell, why not? I'd be shitting my pants right now if I were you.

... Shut up! And you would not!

Not literally! But, I'm serious.

This would never happen to you, so no. You wouldn't.

What makes you think it wouldn't happen to me?

You're perfect, remember? You would never "cheat" on someone. You would never lie to them about it. You would tell them immediately. You would do this and that and blah blah blah.

...I'm not perfect. It's my fault you're in this mess with Elle in the first place.

You always act like you're so much better.

I'm not, though, I-- ~~I really don't want to have this conversation here~~ I'm far from perfect. I'm not even really that good of a guy. I mean, hell, you know that.

You're better than me. I'll admit it. But it doesn't mean you need to go around rubbing it in my face.

Only because I don't kill people.

That's one of the reasons.

The only one.

There are a few more. It's not a particularly long list, but still. More than one item.

I'm not having this argument with you.

I didn't realize it was an argument.

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