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[sureshotsavvy.livejournal.com]

Just so everyone knows, Europe sucks. Not sucks like “hey, I’m kind of bored” but sucks like “you know, I’m starting to miss Iowa.” Everyone planning trips to Europe should be sure they have something to fend off very angry goats with, and a handy little book that includes every swear word you need to know. Trust me, you’ll use every word in that book.

Anyway, what I actually wanted to know is if anyone needs a temp. I’m willing to do anything at this point. Hell, I’ll clean gutters, I just can’t stand Romania anymore.

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[Voice forever]

[ttlynotcable.livejournal.com]

Maybe you're just hittin' the wrong spots, Clint.

[sureshotsavvy.livejournal.com]

It might be part of my awesome gypsy curse, squirt. Or Europe really does suck worse than Iowa when it's not being attacked by aliens. Personally, I think it's the second one.

[ttlynotcable.livejournal.com]

Didn't they ever tell ya not to annoy the gypsies? Makes things so much easier.

Though you do got a point. Or there's an apparent immortal goin' around and 'collecting' people. That was fun.

[sureshotsavvy.livejournal.com]

I think I heard that once or twice, but Wanda never seemed to mind until she snapped. And I walk on the wild side.

Of course I have a point, I'm older and wiser than you, munchkin. Collecting people? That's almost lamer than Paste Pot Pete.

[ttlynotcable.livejournal.com]

A real rebel, you are.

Yeah, but I've got experience most kids my age don't, old man. And you weren't there, it got intense after a while, especially considerin' the reason why she was doin' it.

[sureshotsavvy.livejournal.com]

I beat James Dean any day.

Still wiser. Why was she doing it? I'm guessing it's not something like taking a survey.

[ttlynotcable.livejournal.com]

I dunno about that.

[Locked]

She wanted an "army of immortals" to fight some demon that tricked her into makin' her immortal, it was messed up. Though I kinda felt sorry for her, she just wanted to finally die so she could see her husband. But it still didn't give her an excuse, y'know?

[yeswedo.livejournal.com]

When you start to miss Iowa, that's when you know you have a problem. I can't think of a place in the entirety of the Alpha Quadrant that I wouldn't take over Riverside.

But, there's your problem. Why would you be hanging out in Romania? Eugh.

[sureshotsavvy.livejournal.com]

Waverly probably wasn't much better, but it had fewer blood thirsty goats.

I was looking for someone, though I'm starting to think it's a bad idea.

[yeswedo.livejournal.com]

Riverside had mostly cows. Great for tipping, not so great for ... not getting arrested for tipping. Or anything else, really.

Was Google not turning anything up or do you just like the Davey Crockett approach?

[sureshotsavvy.livejournal.com]

We mostly had corn. Lots of corn. Horrible, horrible corn. I still get nightmares, man. Malakai's out there somewhere.

Google isn't so helpful when you're looking for a superhero. Or a former superhero. I need to actually talk to her.

[yeswedo.livejournal.com]

Man, you don't need to tell me. I lived on a corn farm. I lost more balls in those fields than I care to count.

... Can't you just whip out the batsignal or something?

[sureshotsavvy.livejournal.com]

At least it didn't kill you. My family was probably the only one that didn't actually grow corn, but it was still everywhere.

No, because she used to be a real hero, not an asshole with a few gadgets and a flashlight. She trashed her comm link, went underground. If I want to talk to her, I'll actually need to see her face to face.

[peoplesprincess.livejournal.com]

I like Europe.

Is Romania a country?

[sureshotsavvy.livejournal.com]

Yeah, a horrible country full of goats that have a taste for human flesh.

[peoplesprincess.livejournal.com]

What's a goat?

[sureshotsavvy.livejournal.com]

A small demonic creature with horns and a never ending appetite.

[peoplesprincess.livejournal.com]

And they eat humans? Interesting.

[sureshotsavvy.livejournal.com]

It is riveting, and they eat everything.

[this-isnotluck.livejournal.com]

Wow, it must be bad if you're missing Iowa.

[sureshotsavvy.livejournal.com]

I'm starting to get why suicide is a way to kill time in some parts of this continent.

[this-isnotluck.livejournal.com]

You mean when you're not fending of goats? That's pretty bad. I've never been over to Europe but now I know to avoid Romania in the future.

[sureshotsavvy.livejournal.com]

Those goats have a taste for human flesh, I swear it. Avoid it with everything you can. Actually, most of it sucks, stick to big cities.

[this-isnotluck.livejournal.com]

I'm not surprised, goats have a very evil look about them. How about I just avoid it all together?

[sureshotsavvy.livejournal.com]

It's the eyes. That probably works too.