ext_229884 ([identity profile] sureshotsavvy.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] dramadramaduck2009-11-28 05:55 pm

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Just so everyone knows, Europe sucks. Not sucks like “hey, I’m kind of bored” but sucks like “you know, I’m starting to miss Iowa.” Everyone planning trips to Europe should be sure they have something to fend off very angry goats with, and a handy little book that includes every swear word you need to know. Trust me, you’ll use every word in that book.

Anyway, what I actually wanted to know is if anyone needs a temp. I’m willing to do anything at this point. Hell, I’ll clean gutters, I just can’t stand Romania anymore.

[identity profile] yeswedo.livejournal.com 2009-11-29 03:55 am (UTC)(link)
... I'm adding that to my list of awesome things about the 21st century.

[identity profile] yeswedo.livejournal.com 2009-11-29 03:58 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, but it's not the product, it's that you had a bald cleaning genie as a mascot.

[identity profile] yeswedo.livejournal.com 2009-11-29 04:02 am (UTC)(link)
I'm increasingly interested in being educated. Up until now my favorite part of the 20th century was Elvis and microwaves.

[identity profile] yeswedo.livejournal.com 2009-11-29 04:13 am (UTC)(link)
Haven't heard of either of 'em.

[identity profile] yeswedo.livejournal.com 2009-11-29 04:19 am (UTC)(link)
Man, it's 2258. Seriously, I got nothin'.

[identity profile] yeswedo.livejournal.com 2009-11-29 04:27 am (UTC)(link)
I'm probably in another world's future, I haven't heard of him at all.

[identity profile] yeswedo.livejournal.com 2009-11-29 04:31 am (UTC)(link)
That's it. Aim big, etc. Sounds like you don't have much time for book-writing in between looking for Wanda, though.

[identity profile] yeswedo.livejournal.com 2009-11-29 04:37 am (UTC)(link)
Why wouldn't you get the chance then?

[identity profile] yeswedo.livejournal.com 2009-11-29 04:42 am (UTC)(link)
... So, you're trying to find a girl who's gonna kill you. Why, exactly?

[identity profile] yeswedo.livejournal.com 2009-11-29 04:51 am (UTC)(link)
...The whole dead man walking thing wasn't figurative, was it?

[identity profile] yeswedo.livejournal.com 2009-11-29 05:29 am (UTC)(link)
Luckily, all of my experiences are limited to near-death.