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Somehow in the mix between the vicodin and ... something in the walls has happened that I am in this world called 'fandom'. Listen children; thanks to these things called 'fandoms' or whatever mixture of cough syrup, basement asbestos and life you think that you are actually these characters.

Differencial Diagnosis anyone?

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Wait, you don't think we're who we say we are?

That's paranoid.

People lie; they want to believe that they're someone else. For instance, in my spare time I think that I'm Clark Kent and I have two women falling for me and saving the world only to be stopped by Lex Cuddy and her evil suits.

Listen up, you idiot. I'm the end result of hundreds of years of genetically-modified perfection. I think you're just jealous because you got a raw deal in the superiority department.

It would be kind of nice to not be me, actually. I. Don't think I'm crazy yet, though.

But you are.

So said Narcissus to the water right before he starved himself to death. But on the bright side, he got a flower named after him.

No, some random guy says I am. Slight difference!

... you're so happy being an illusion aren't you?

No. It sort of sucks.

Then stop little timmy. Put the controller down, turn of the laptop and go outside and get beaten up like all nerds do.

I think that we're talking about completely different things, somehow.

I get a flower named after me?

If it's one thing I hate about nerds it's that you can never understand the depth of a metaphor.

... Nerd- It's called a methaphor.

No, I think you were talking about something true by accident.

Nothing is ever done by accident.

...you're just saying stuff at random that will make you feel like you're winning the conversation.

Now you've gone into offense and you expect me to go into defensive? I don't even thing we're having a conversation. That's vocal, this is a bad acid trip.

Wait, what?

You have funny haaaaaaaaair.

You have issues.

I'm 38, crippled and I can see music, what do you thing?

Okay...

Oh crap. Child dying- brb.

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