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Somehow in the mix between the vicodin and ... something in the walls has happened that I am in this world called 'fandom'. Listen children; thanks to these things called 'fandoms' or whatever mixture of cough syrup, basement asbestos and life you think that you are actually these characters.

Differencial Diagnosis anyone?

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Listen up, you idiot. I'm the end result of hundreds of years of genetically-modified perfection. I think you're just jealous because you got a raw deal in the superiority department.

So said Narcissus to the water right before he starved himself to death. But on the bright side, he got a flower named after him.

I get a flower named after me?

... Nerd- It's called a methaphor.

What? That's a funny name for a flower.

Supermodel, Tyra - that's a good name, minority and a supermodel - go read.

I have no idea what you're talking about, you insanely smug bastard.

Why thank you. Oh, and this Rufus person totally owns you.

I knew you had something to do with that motherfucker. You're one of Hojo's cronies, aren't you?

Hojo? You mean Cuddy?

Is that what you call him? Hojo's dead!

Cuddy? No ...

This is cuddy:

Okay, that is definitely not Hojo. Hojo was a lot more... male.

Oh you mean the fricky doctor that shot Vincent?

YES. You know Vincent?

Uhm, character in FFVII who fights against the 'thuper badath Sephiroth'

You've heard of Sephiroth, too? He's... my brother. Father. Kind of.

Shit; My patient crashed hold on.

What? Are you in a car? Is the patient driving?

She's pregnant. Wouldn't try to hit on her; the father is INSANE.

Really, now? Maaa, then. I'm Kakashi. You are--?

Dr. House.

Nice t'meet you, doctor.

I would warn you, he's rather bitter. About everything.