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[patients-lie.livejournal.com]

Somehow in the mix between the vicodin and ... something in the walls has happened that I am in this world called 'fandom'. Listen children; thanks to these things called 'fandoms' or whatever mixture of cough syrup, basement asbestos and life you think that you are actually these characters.

Differencial Diagnosis anyone?

Comments

[shinra-sucks.livejournal.com]

I have no idea what you're talking about, you insanely smug bastard.

[patients-lie.livejournal.com]

Why thank you. Oh, and this Rufus person totally owns you.

[shinra-sucks.livejournal.com]

I knew you had something to do with that motherfucker. You're one of Hojo's cronies, aren't you?

[patients-lie.livejournal.com]

Hojo? You mean Cuddy?

[shinra-sucks.livejournal.com]

Is that what you call him? Hojo's dead!

[patients-lie.livejournal.com]

Cuddy? No ...

This is cuddy:

[shinra-sucks.livejournal.com]

Okay, that is definitely not Hojo. Hojo was a lot more... male.

[patients-lie.livejournal.com]

Oh you mean the fricky doctor that shot Vincent?

[shinra-sucks.livejournal.com]

YES. You know Vincent?

[patients-lie.livejournal.com]

Uhm, character in FFVII who fights against the 'thuper badath Sephiroth'

[shinra-sucks.livejournal.com]

You've heard of Sephiroth, too? He's... my brother. Father. Kind of.

[patients-lie.livejournal.com]

Shit; My patient crashed hold on.

[shinra-sucks.livejournal.com]

What? Are you in a car? Is the patient driving?

[patients-lie.livejournal.com]

God dammit. If my staff would stop bring them back to life before I got there ...

[shinra-sucks.livejournal.com]

Just don't give them a Phoenix Down!

[patients-lie.livejournal.com]

Oh while i'm there why don't I just give a mute person echo screen.

[slash-eye.livejournal.com]

I dunno about Cuddy, but she's something cuddly.

[patients-lie.livejournal.com]

She's pregnant. Wouldn't try to hit on her; the father is INSANE.

[slash-eye.livejournal.com]

Really, now? Maaa, then. I'm Kakashi. You are--?

[patients-lie.livejournal.com]

Dr. House.

[slash-eye.livejournal.com]

Nice t'meet you, doctor.

[blizzaga-fury.livejournal.com]

I would warn you, he's rather bitter. About everything.

[slash-eye.livejournal.com]

Is that so? Maaa, how have you been, dear? I haven't seen you in the longest time~.

[blizzaga-fury.livejournal.com]

Oh I've been okay. I had to make a new voodoo doll because a friend of mine decided to use it as a substitute blitzball.

[slash-eye.livejournal.com]

Saaa, that's terrible. Saay, what is this friend's name and where can I find him to use him as a "substitute" beating bag~?