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[patients-lie.livejournal.com]

Somehow in the mix between the vicodin and ... something in the walls has happened that I am in this world called 'fandom'. Listen children; thanks to these things called 'fandoms' or whatever mixture of cough syrup, basement asbestos and life you think that you are actually these characters.

Differencial Diagnosis anyone?

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[kicktothebeat.livejournal.com]

Wait, you don't think we're who we say we are?

That's paranoid.

[patients-lie.livejournal.com]

People lie; they want to believe that they're someone else. For instance, in my spare time I think that I'm Clark Kent and I have two women falling for me and saving the world only to be stopped by Lex Cuddy and her evil suits.

[kicktothebeat.livejournal.com]

It would be kind of nice to not be me, actually. I. Don't think I'm crazy yet, though.

[shinra-sucks.livejournal.com]

Listen up, you idiot. I'm the end result of hundreds of years of genetically-modified perfection. I think you're just jealous because you got a raw deal in the superiority department.

[patients-lie.livejournal.com]

So said Narcissus to the water right before he starved himself to death. But on the bright side, he got a flower named after him.

[shinra-sucks.livejournal.com]

I get a flower named after me?

[mediator-suze.livejournal.com]

Um...characters? What the heck are you talking about?

[patients-lie.livejournal.com]

((ooc: I don't know if you're being serious. XDD)

[mediator-suze.livejournal.com]

((ooc: Um...yes? o.o;;))

[aquaria-forever.livejournal.com]

Has it occurred to you that maybe there's more to it than that?

I already know that I'm 'just a character', but through my own strength of will and self-belief I have become real. I bet they haven't covered that in your medical textbooks. :)

[patients-lie.livejournal.com]

Why both going deeper into anything really? Self-belief didn't cure anything as far as I remember. And don't say Jesus.

[aquaria-forever.livejournal.com]

What's a Jesus?

And the self-belief wasn't a cure; it was the means by which we became real. Being composed of computer data isn't exactly a disease, is it?

[bloodred-flamel.livejournal.com]

Eh, someone I know likes this saying- "there's no such thing as 'there's no such thing'."

And what's differencial diagnosis?

[patients-lie.livejournal.com]

Someone I know would tell you to get a life.

A Differencial Diagnosis is a way to find out what's wrong with a patient. Usually it involves listing symptoms.


((ooc: I don't know. T_T))

[dudeinred.livejournal.com]

Oh. You're still on that.

[patients-lie.livejournal.com]

someone's not bitter about anything. :|

[xbook-loverx.livejournal.com]

If we are but figments of a person's imagination, then you, being in the journal and posting to this community, must be too.

Somebody's been on the drugs again. ^_^

[patients-lie.livejournal.com]

Not figments of someone's imagination; but rather people who believe that they're characters from a videogame. Believe me, if I was a figment of an imagination - I would have Cuddy's job.

[candyismyotp.livejournal.com]

The hell?

How do we know you're really a doctor and dont just play one on tv? :p

[patients-lie.livejournal.com]

I'm super cool because I do both.

[patients-lie.livejournal.com]

No. I'm never sated.

[pyramid-visage.livejournal.com]

My good sir, would you like to...test, if I am a character or not?
Because that is simply absurd, I'm as real as the next being. Not counting the fact that I am a figment of James' imagination...

[patients-lie.livejournal.com]

Sure, I'll get Dr. Hyde.

[xfinal-heaven.livejournal.com]

Differential Diagnosis: You're crazy.

Say hi to the crazy man, Marlene!!

[patients-lie.livejournal.com]

... whoa. I didn't know that breasts that big were natural. You should be friends with Cuddy.