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Um... We've had some scary people here lately and I need to start acting like a mod. This isn't a community about:

1) killing
2) threatening the other members
3) making sexual advances towards the underage members That means you, Sanji.
4) anyone doing inappropriate things with anyone's mother
5) that Snakes on a Sora thing... I think I'm still scarred from that...

:/ please, can we all be a little nicer?

((ooc: please don't listen to her. XD ... except maybe about Snakes on a Sora. *shudder*))

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You shot my Mother in the head. And you're telling me I'm the psycho one?

Your 'mother' is nothing but a robot that fell from the sky. She didn't give birth to you you know.

She wasn't a robot! How could Daddy dearest have put her cells into Big Brother if she'd been a robot?

...shut up.

Robot was a metaphor.
... At this point I don't fucking care Kadaj.

Time of the month, is it?

Skipped some birth control ?

Someone did, and it wasn't me. Oh, it was your mother.

And someone got shot in the head? That was yours? And by the way, she makes a great house plant.

Shut up. You are NOT using the most amazing creature in the Universe as a focal point for your coffee mornings.

Oh no. I don't drink coffee. She's kind of a scratching post for the temp!Dark Nation.

I'm going to make your ass a scratching post for my Souba.

Riiiighht. You say that.

Say it? I'll do it when I get my hands on you again.

Sure thing bambi.

I mean it. Just name the time and the place and I am there. Or are you so scared of chipping a nail that you'd prefer to stay in your high-security penthouse surrounded by your elite bodyguards and be a complete pussy?

Don't say that about my panther. She'll get offended. And it's not a penthouse - it's a mansion.

...panther?

Look, anyway, at least you admit you're an utter coward. It makes hunting you down that much sweeter.

You know a big cat. Cloud killed my old one. :\

I'm sorry, I can't hear you over your Oedipus complex.

I know what a panther is, you idiot. It's the only pussy you'll be getting your hands on anytime soon.

So I love Mother. So what? It's not like your boob obsession is exactly healthy.

But it's a panther ...

Still can't hear you.

You might be able to hear me better if you take your head out of your ass.

*hum*

Yeah, that'll be the buzz of the flies.

Oh no! I'm covered in bees. :O

WTF? You make less sense than a guy in a dress.

((*is ded*))