Greetings fellow livejournal-er-ers.

[xx-stewie-xx.livejournal.com]

Dear Livejournal...

Well-well you are a journal and nothing else aren't you? Of course you are...I'd hate to think that Lois and The Fatman were spying on my futile efforts to take over the world!

Anyway, Hi I'm Stewie, My interests are Ricky Martin Mmm...killing Lois, throwing sexy parties, killing Lois, eating pancakes, killing Lois, tormenting Meg and Killing Lois, joining me here on my livejournal is my trusted friend Rupert, Say Hi Rupert!....I SAID SAY HI! No there's no gays out there trying to come onto you. That's a urban myth..Well fine then. I'LL Talk to everyone from now on.

Oh and Brian if you're reading this I'm sorry ...it was me who took a dump on your sweater, I hope you're not too mad about it if you want I'll let you hump The Fat man's leg or something I don't know.

Ta Ta LJ!

Comments

[kicktothebeat.livejournal.com]

Oh, geez, someone else who wants to take over the world.

[xx-stewie-xx.livejournal.com]

At least I don't look like some Pop Idol reject! I could have been in that boyband but nooooo....they said I was too *young* Then I simply beheaded Simon Cowell and they replaced him with a robot...*Sigh* Poor Simon...we barely knew ye.

[kicktothebeat.livejournal.com]

What the heck? You are a confusing little person.

[teddybearnails.livejournal.com]

Killing, eh? XD Nice move. You'll probably get shoved into the group that everyone thinks is crazy here. (It is fun, though, isn't it?)

[xx-stewie-xx.livejournal.com]

Oh and I bet your gay Boy-Band friends think that's a major turn on!

[xx-stewie-xx.livejournal.com]

Let's get this clear, There's only one person I intend to kill. My mother...LOIS GRIFFIN.

[teddybearnails.livejournal.com]

Yeah, you're definitely going to get put somewhere.

How old are you, anyway? >_>

[xx-stewie-xx.livejournal.com]

Now let's see...how long ago was it when I escaped from that blasted womb...far FAR too long ago! BLAST! I knew I should have bought that Transformer's calender when I had the chance to but no! I bought that atomic raygun off Ebay instead!

[xbook-loverx.livejournal.com]

I enjoy tormenting Melody and Leehalt all the time. It's so amusing. Welcome to the community. ^^

Private to self How can such a little boy hate his mother? When I was his age... T.T

[xx-stewie-xx.livejournal.com]

Why thankyou! What a delighful chap you are!

[invideo-pecco.livejournal.com]

You? Take over the world? Somehow I find that doubtful, though seeing you try might be fun to watch.

[xx-stewie-xx.livejournal.com]

Go.Away.Palmtree.features.

[invideo-pecco.livejournal.com]

Palm tree? Tch, I don't know what the hell that is, but I don't look like a fucking tree.

[xx-stewie-xx.livejournal.com]

Whatever helps you sleep at night, Bitch.

[invideo-pecco.livejournal.com]

Tch, that's quite the vocabulary you have, kid.

[xx-stewie-xx.livejournal.com]

MOMMY! MUM! SOME STRANGE BOY IS TRYING TO SEXUALLY HARASS ME OVER THE NET! CALL THE PENTAGON!

[invideo-pecco.livejournal.com]

...This is why I hate kids.

[xx-stewie-xx.livejournal.com]

Try living with someone who licks his nuts every 5 minutes with his martini flavoured tongue!

[invideo-pecco.livejournal.com]

You know there's always the option of living alone rather than putting up with idiots. Unless they're of some use, anyways.

[xx-stewie-xx.livejournal.com]

...Yes, Yes! I see where you're coming from! Very well Envy when I take over the world I'll allow you to live...only because I like your hair...it reminds me of Christmas streamers! ^o^

[invideo-pecco.livejournal.com]

Christmas streamers. Christmas is a Christian holiday, isn't it?

[xx-stewie-xx.livejournal.com]

Bravo Envy. The Last horse crosses the finishing line in all it's glory. YES IT'S A FREAKING CHRISTMAS HOLIDAY!

[invideo-pecco.livejournal.com]

Well, Christianity is extinct here. ♥
It has been for nearly...390 years, I think. Not too long after I was created.

[xx-stewie-xx.livejournal.com]

You were created? Oooh Please tell me more! I haven't heard a good story ever since I bought "The Da Vinci Code" read by Burt Reynolds on tape!

[invideo-pecco.livejournal.com]

Da Vinci? He was a really boring man. I should have killed him while I had the chance.

Well, I was created to be a human that had died. But instead, I was created. The personification of the sin Envy. A stone made from thousands of humans is what acts as my heart and soul. So for 400 years I've lived with my dearest "mother" and search for my bastard creator so I can kill him.