Greetings fellow livejournal-er-ers.

[xx-stewie-xx.livejournal.com]

Dear Livejournal...

Well-well you are a journal and nothing else aren't you? Of course you are...I'd hate to think that Lois and The Fatman were spying on my futile efforts to take over the world!

Anyway, Hi I'm Stewie, My interests are Ricky Martin Mmm...killing Lois, throwing sexy parties, killing Lois, eating pancakes, killing Lois, tormenting Meg and Killing Lois, joining me here on my livejournal is my trusted friend Rupert, Say Hi Rupert!....I SAID SAY HI! No there's no gays out there trying to come onto you. That's a urban myth..Well fine then. I'LL Talk to everyone from now on.

Oh and Brian if you're reading this I'm sorry ...it was me who took a dump on your sweater, I hope you're not too mad about it if you want I'll let you hump The Fat man's leg or something I don't know.

Ta Ta LJ!

Comments

[kicktothebeat.livejournal.com]

Oh, geez, someone else who wants to take over the world.

[xx-stewie-xx.livejournal.com]

At least I don't look like some Pop Idol reject! I could have been in that boyband but nooooo....they said I was too *young* Then I simply beheaded Simon Cowell and they replaced him with a robot...*Sigh* Poor Simon...we barely knew ye.

[kicktothebeat.livejournal.com]

What the heck? You are a confusing little person.

[xx-stewie-xx.livejournal.com]

Oh and I bet your gay Boy-Band friends think that's a major turn on!

[teddybearnails.livejournal.com]

Killing, eh? XD Nice move. You'll probably get shoved into the group that everyone thinks is crazy here. (It is fun, though, isn't it?)

[xx-stewie-xx.livejournal.com]

Let's get this clear, There's only one person I intend to kill. My mother...LOIS GRIFFIN.

[teddybearnails.livejournal.com]

Yeah, you're definitely going to get put somewhere.

How old are you, anyway? >_>

[xx-stewie-xx.livejournal.com]

Now let's see...how long ago was it when I escaped from that blasted womb...far FAR too long ago! BLAST! I knew I should have bought that Transformer's calender when I had the chance to but no! I bought that atomic raygun off Ebay instead!

[xbook-loverx.livejournal.com]

I enjoy tormenting Melody and Leehalt all the time. It's so amusing. Welcome to the community. ^^

Private to self How can such a little boy hate his mother? When I was his age... T.T

[xx-stewie-xx.livejournal.com]

Why thankyou! What a delighful chap you are!

[xbook-loverx.livejournal.com]

You're welcome. Do you like chocolate or caramel sauce on those pancakes of yours? Personally, I like lemon drizzle. Mmm.

[invideo-pecco.livejournal.com]

You? Take over the world? Somehow I find that doubtful, though seeing you try might be fun to watch.

[xx-stewie-xx.livejournal.com]

Go.Away.Palmtree.features.

[invideo-pecco.livejournal.com]

Palm tree? Tch, I don't know what the hell that is, but I don't look like a fucking tree.

[xx-stewie-xx.livejournal.com]

Whatever helps you sleep at night, Bitch.

[mediator-suze.livejournal.com]

Um...how old are you?

And why do you want to kill this Lois person?

[xx-stewie-xx.livejournal.com]

Oh You! Why don't you let me sit on your lap and rock me to sleep against your heavenly young breasts of yours...God knows Lois' past her prime.

[mediator-suze.livejournal.com]

...Um, how about NO?

[xx-stewie-xx.livejournal.com]

How about...YOU EAT ATOMIC RAY GUN!!?

[heylingenius.livejournal.com]

Woah, woah. If anyone is taking over the world, it's me.

[xx-stewie-xx.livejournal.com]

Come again?

[heylingenius.livejournal.com]

You read me. I'm taking over the world, not you.

[candyismyotp.livejournal.com]

...

I'm going to pretend you dont exist.

Feel free to do the same.

[xx-stewie-xx.livejournal.com]

Well I'm going to pretend you're Winnie The Pooh, It will amuse me.

[candyismyotp.livejournal.com]

Fair enough.

As long as I dont have to acknowledge your existence. *leaves*