Greetings fellow livejournal-er-ers.

[xx-stewie-xx.livejournal.com]

Dear Livejournal...

Well-well you are a journal and nothing else aren't you? Of course you are...I'd hate to think that Lois and The Fatman were spying on my futile efforts to take over the world!

Anyway, Hi I'm Stewie, My interests are Ricky Martin Mmm...killing Lois, throwing sexy parties, killing Lois, eating pancakes, killing Lois, tormenting Meg and Killing Lois, joining me here on my livejournal is my trusted friend Rupert, Say Hi Rupert!....I SAID SAY HI! No there's no gays out there trying to come onto you. That's a urban myth..Well fine then. I'LL Talk to everyone from now on.

Oh and Brian if you're reading this I'm sorry ...it was me who took a dump on your sweater, I hope you're not too mad about it if you want I'll let you hump The Fat man's leg or something I don't know.

Ta Ta LJ!

Comments

[xx-stewie-xx.livejournal.com]

Oh You! Why don't you let me sit on your lap and rock me to sleep against your heavenly young breasts of yours...God knows Lois' past her prime.

[mediator-suze.livejournal.com]

...Um, how about NO?

[xx-stewie-xx.livejournal.com]

How about...YOU EAT ATOMIC RAY GUN!!?

[mediator-suze.livejournal.com]

Right, let's see you try.

[xx-stewie-xx.livejournal.com]

Fine! I shall!...Right after my daily dose of Teletubbies!

[mediator-suze.livejournal.com]

Of course you will. Why don't you have a nice widdle nappie wappie while you're at it.

[xx-stewie-xx.livejournal.com]

STOP MOCKING ME!

[mediator-suze.livejournal.com]

Aw, did I hurt the little baby's feelings? Does he need a baba and his blankies?

[xx-stewie-xx.livejournal.com]

You know you are some piece of work lady and yes...actually I do -.-"

[mediator-suze.livejournal.com]

Aw thanks, I try. Now you have a nice widdle nap now. ^^

[xx-stewie-xx.livejournal.com]

Damn! Foiled again by a woman!

[mediator-suze.livejournal.com]

Glad I could help!