Greetings fellow livejournal-er-ers.

[xx-stewie-xx.livejournal.com]

Dear Livejournal...

Well-well you are a journal and nothing else aren't you? Of course you are...I'd hate to think that Lois and The Fatman were spying on my futile efforts to take over the world!

Anyway, Hi I'm Stewie, My interests are Ricky Martin Mmm...killing Lois, throwing sexy parties, killing Lois, eating pancakes, killing Lois, tormenting Meg and Killing Lois, joining me here on my livejournal is my trusted friend Rupert, Say Hi Rupert!....I SAID SAY HI! No there's no gays out there trying to come onto you. That's a urban myth..Well fine then. I'LL Talk to everyone from now on.

Oh and Brian if you're reading this I'm sorry ...it was me who took a dump on your sweater, I hope you're not too mad about it if you want I'll let you hump The Fat man's leg or something I don't know.

Ta Ta LJ!

Comments

[heylingenius.livejournal.com]

Woah, woah. If anyone is taking over the world, it's me.

[xx-stewie-xx.livejournal.com]

Come again?

[heylingenius.livejournal.com]

You read me. I'm taking over the world, not you.

[xx-stewie-xx.livejournal.com]

Now listen here. I'd rather die than give up my die hard attempts of world domination, Stewie Griffin refuses to be intimidated by some Emo Goth kid with a pair of goggles he bought from the nearest novelty toy store! Now do the world a favour, slit your goddamned wrists already Oh and make sure you do it to your f**cking Rammstein CD'S!!!

[heylingenius.livejournal.com]

Right, and I'm going to let some loud mouth, diaper wearing brat ruin my plans? I don't think so. Now why don't you do everyone a favor and go back to your crib and leave the world domination to me.

[xx-stewie-xx.livejournal.com]

...Jackass

[heylingenius.livejournal.com]

Oh my, that was clever.

[xx-stewie-xx.livejournal.com]

I bet you didn't invent a Time Machine when you were my age!

[heylingenius.livejournal.com]

No, but then again I wasn't really trying back then. If I wanted to I probobly could have. I've certainly got one now. It comes in handy every now and then.

[xx-stewie-xx.livejournal.com]

...My God. You remind me of...well...how I should have been in the future, Perhaps you're from a alternative universe?

[heylingenius.livejournal.com]

I doubt you. You seem pretty earth-ish to me. And I severly doubt you're any past version of me. I mean your head....*shudders*

[xx-stewie-xx.livejournal.com]

What about my head?

[heylingenius.livejournal.com]

It's...huge. You sure you're not part football or something?

[xx-stewie-xx.livejournal.com]

Oh this? God delivered, I signed for it. World keeps on spinnin'

[heylingenius.livejournal.com]

...right.

[xx-stewie-xx.livejournal.com]

If you must know THIS is what happened http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xpHVbuv7tdg

[heylingenius.livejournal.com]

o_O

How unfortunate for you...

[xx-stewie-xx.livejournal.com]

Brian needs to die too. Possibly moreso than Lois does.

[heylingenius.livejournal.com]

Well you have fun with that then.

[xx-stewie-xx.livejournal.com]

Shall do!