Greetings fellow livejournal-er-ers.

[xx-stewie-xx.livejournal.com]

Dear Livejournal...

Well-well you are a journal and nothing else aren't you? Of course you are...I'd hate to think that Lois and The Fatman were spying on my futile efforts to take over the world!

Anyway, Hi I'm Stewie, My interests are Ricky Martin Mmm...killing Lois, throwing sexy parties, killing Lois, eating pancakes, killing Lois, tormenting Meg and Killing Lois, joining me here on my livejournal is my trusted friend Rupert, Say Hi Rupert!....I SAID SAY HI! No there's no gays out there trying to come onto you. That's a urban myth..Well fine then. I'LL Talk to everyone from now on.

Oh and Brian if you're reading this I'm sorry ...it was me who took a dump on your sweater, I hope you're not too mad about it if you want I'll let you hump The Fat man's leg or something I don't know.

Ta Ta LJ!

Comments

[invideo-pecco.livejournal.com]

Tch, that's quite the vocabulary you have, kid.

[xx-stewie-xx.livejournal.com]

MOMMY! MUM! SOME STRANGE BOY IS TRYING TO SEXUALLY HARASS ME OVER THE NET! CALL THE PENTAGON!

[invideo-pecco.livejournal.com]

...This is why I hate kids.

[xx-stewie-xx.livejournal.com]

Try living with someone who licks his nuts every 5 minutes with his martini flavoured tongue!

[invideo-pecco.livejournal.com]

You know there's always the option of living alone rather than putting up with idiots. Unless they're of some use, anyways.

[xx-stewie-xx.livejournal.com]

...Yes, Yes! I see where you're coming from! Very well Envy when I take over the world I'll allow you to live...only because I like your hair...it reminds me of Christmas streamers! ^o^

[invideo-pecco.livejournal.com]

Christmas streamers. Christmas is a Christian holiday, isn't it?

[xx-stewie-xx.livejournal.com]

Bravo Envy. The Last horse crosses the finishing line in all it's glory. YES IT'S A FREAKING CHRISTMAS HOLIDAY!

[invideo-pecco.livejournal.com]

Well, Christianity is extinct here. ♥
It has been for nearly...390 years, I think. Not too long after I was created.

[xx-stewie-xx.livejournal.com]

You were created? Oooh Please tell me more! I haven't heard a good story ever since I bought "The Da Vinci Code" read by Burt Reynolds on tape!

[invideo-pecco.livejournal.com]

Da Vinci? He was a really boring man. I should have killed him while I had the chance.

Well, I was created to be a human that had died. But instead, I was created. The personification of the sin Envy. A stone made from thousands of humans is what acts as my heart and soul. So for 400 years I've lived with my dearest "mother" and search for my bastard creator so I can kill him.

[xx-stewie-xx.livejournal.com]

Hmm you don't say? I think I'd be intrested in meeting your mother Envy she sounds utterly devious!

[invideo-pecco.livejournal.com]

She's a bitch.

[xx-stewie-xx.livejournal.com]

Haa haa haa! Oh what a coincidence! MY mother's a bitch too! Oh I like you....let's be penpals!

[invideo-pecco.livejournal.com]

Penpals? That'd be rather hard considering I don't stay in one place for longer than a week or so.

[xx-stewie-xx.livejournal.com]

Oh well how about we exchange emails!? Mine is "loismustdie" All one word! @yahoo.com

[invideo-pecco.livejournal.com]

I don't check it often, but invidia at gmail is the one that I took.

[xx-stewie-xx.livejournal.com]

Excellent! So let me get this right, you're saying that if I take a dead body and use one of these "Philospher's Stones" on it I can create a invincible army to do my evil bidding!?

Well! J.K Rowling will be wanting words with you I'm sure.

[invideo-pecco.livejournal.com]

We only do others bidding if it's to our best interest. Try and control a homunculus and you'll just be betrayed and then tortured.

[xx-stewie-xx.livejournal.com]

Kinky!

[invideo-pecco.livejournal.com]

Heh, if that's the case, then maybe so.

[xx-stewie-xx.livejournal.com]

Envyyyyy~

[invideo-pecco.livejournal.com]

What have you got to offer me?

[xx-stewie-xx.livejournal.com]

Knock Knock!

[invideo-pecco.livejournal.com]

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